By burnt38392 - 24/12/2010 19:36 - United States
Same thing different taste
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Great idea
By aridaley - 21/05/2011 23:33 - United States
Goodbye
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Great tip, thanks
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Jumping the gun
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Forward thinker
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What? Why?
By Anonymous - 16/07/2024 05:00 - United States - Bakersfield
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Well... it'll be a memory.
burn the desk.
a fine plan!
WTF? ^
18 - I was thinking that, too. 23 - That made me laugh, hahaha. OP - Unless you actually did take a knife to the desk, it'll wash off. You're an idiot. Don't over exaggerate.
Anyone else think Death Note?
Sandpaper will remove it, then use some touch up varnish to make the sanded patch blend in with the rest of the desk. Congrats on getting rid of an abusive ex, though!
Try a Magic Eraser, first.
Also a torch or molotov cocktail. Preferably a flamethrower but if you dont have one make a molotov! Better yet, light some 140 proof Absynthe on fire and torch tbe desk. I would record it upload it to youtube then put the desk in the neighbors yard. I wish you luck!
yea! now you get to torch a desk. bigger is better
Or she could just set her ex on fire.... That's what I would do.
how about using some alcohol to rub it off?
Nah, alcohol burns too much. I would use Vaseline or lotion or KY. Wait, what?
I officially love you. Just saying(:
Sorry, we have the same breed of dog :)
Baking soda works for some of those kinds of stains. Congrats on getting rid of your ex, though!
I doubt a marker pen engraved it onto your desk.... :/
You're not saying this is fake, are you? You wouldn't say such a thing, surely, dude.
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Sandpaper will remove it, then use some touch up varnish to make the sanded patch blend in with the rest of the desk. Congrats on getting rid of an abusive ex, though!
yea! now you get to torch a desk. bigger is better