Ties that bind

By Anonymous - 27/10/2020 08:58 - United States

Today, I offered to give my ex a ride home from work. He and I ended on good terms years ago, we just aren't compatible with each other. I dropped him off and not ten seconds later, he came back out looking sick. His fiancee was inside having sex with MY new boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 177

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By caughttt - 10/02/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 258

You deserved it 43 681

By wrongplacewrongtime - 22/02/2013 06:12 - United States - San Antonio

Today, l took my new boyfriend to the place where my ex and I used to hook up, only to find out that my ex and his new girl had the same idea. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 901

You deserved it 58 251

By Foster_Em - 04/07/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I was coming home from a date, I saw my ex standing in my drive-way. He had dumped me 2 months ago saying he couldn't talk me. To make him jealous, I made out with my new guy before greeting him. Turns out he couldn't talk to me because he had had cancer and had been afraid to tell me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 257

You deserved it 79 345

By whatever - 09/08/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 895

You deserved it 27 400

By anonymoose - 30/05/2013 00:39 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML

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You deserved it 3 370

By Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 339

You deserved it 4 612

By horny and alone - 04/11/2018 03:00

Today, I went home with my cute coworker. What started out as a little dirty talk and teasing ended with him admitting he was in a terrible emotional place, then sending me home in an Uber so he could sleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 754

You deserved it 414

By xswitch74 - 16/03/2015 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 4 213

By badhabit - 31/05/2019 22:00

Today, I went out with my ex-girlfriend, with whom I have a good friendship with and am in fact still in love. I picked her up at her house and we had a perfect night together that ended with sex in my car. As I dropped her off, she turned to me and said, "I hope you know we're just friends." FML

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You deserved it 1 668

By noname - 22/12/2008 11:54 - France

Today, I decide to go to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her stuff back. I broke up with her earlier this week after a 2 year relationship, and I'd hoped she would have realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I ring the doorbell and her new boyfriend opens the door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 172

You deserved it 11 212

Charlie Given 26

Tuesday 27 October 2020 14:40

Ouch for both of ya that's some bullshit

Bogrbon 27

Tuesday 27 October 2020 16:55

Well, now you have something else in common. Sorry for the mess and pain. Guess it's better to find out sooner rather than later that they're both cheating assholes.

Comments

Charlie Given 26

Tuesday 27 October 2020 14:40

Ouch for both of ya that's some bullshit

Bogrbon 27

Tuesday 27 October 2020 16:55

Well, now you have something else in common. Sorry for the mess and pain. Guess it's better to find out sooner rather than later that they're both cheating assholes.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 27 October 2020 16:59

There's your sign! You two need to get married.

suntrkr 8

Tuesday 27 October 2020 17:29

Wow...small world

Wadlaen 23

Tuesday 27 October 2020 23:18

Well, at least you're all staying within the 'family'...

tounces7 27

Wednesday 28 October 2020 0:40

Looks like you're more compatible with him than with the new douchebag you found.

diraven 15

Wednesday 28 October 2020 2:58

You need to widen your gene pool

coius 23

Wednesday 28 October 2020 23:06

I think I need to paddle faster because I hear banjos. I whats the population of your town? Please tell me it hits at least triple digits, and not in the lower end with everyone’s last name being McGee!