By missko519 - 22/05/2015 07:36 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I used a tanning bed for the first time ever, in an attempt to get a base tan for the summer. No one bothered to warn me that you shouldn't go the full ten minutes your first time. Now my skin is as red as my hair. FML
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You deserved it 21 754

Same thing different taste

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Yikes, skipped orange and went straight for lobster

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Tanning is for retards and it will kill you. You deserved what you got and let it be a lesson for you.

Tanning is evil. The damage UV rays do to your skin is irreversible. There is a reason tanning beds are banned here in Australia. Skin Cancer is now a major possibility for your future OP. Fake tan is the only safe tan.

I think people on Fml don't like 5 things: animals getting hurt, tanning, smoking, people being stupid, and people being assholes

Some gingers can tan... It's not much of a tan but it's something.