By Crispy - 21/06/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my girlfriend talked me into tanning in a tanning bed for the first time ever. I have never tanned before and didn't know you are supposed to ease into it. I tanned for 15 minutes in the "super bed" and have lobstered. My ass and nuts got the worst of it. FML
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tiemoon37 0

that's definitely your girlfriends fault! as a punishment, she will have to walk around next to you :)

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Zenma 0

If you tanned like a normal human being that wouldn't happen in the first place... YDI

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Zenma 0

Is the concept too hard to grasp? He hadn't tanned in a tanning bed before, and he didn't have a clue what he was doing... If he had tanned NORMALLY, as in in the SUN, like a NORMAL person would do, then he wouldn't have burnt balls. D-O Y-O-U U-N-D-E-R-S-T-A-N-D?

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MeganH0LLYW00D 0

Lol! Normal? I'm pretty normal. But I can't tan in the sun. I burnnnn nigga. Tanning booths are just fine. Shut up. x)

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lmmmr 0

You're just as likely to get burnt in the sun.

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Zenma 0

Lol MeganHOLLYWOOD... You don't have as much melanin in your skin because your of European ancestry which is why you don't get tan in the sun -- You just get burnt. No wonder why you use tanning booths.

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uLtra_attitude 0

yeah which is also why you're not allowed to use the N word.

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feralphoenix 4

I'm of european ancestry and I get really tan..

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tiemoon37 0

that's definitely your girlfriends fault! as a punishment, she will have to walk around next to you :)

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BlackberryStone 0

Aww FYL... but YDI!

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gcristina17 0

hahaha wooow im feeling it for your manhood, hahahah

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FlyMeToTheMoon 0

FYL because you look like a lobster, but seriously, you didn't think to ASK how long you should go on it for?

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Humanoid_fml 0

The problem wasn't that he was in there too long; it was that he used a "super" bed when he had never tanned before. I don't get why there are so many YDIs... there's no way he would have known, and either his girlfriend or someone that worked at the salon should have told him.

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scorpioserpent 1

agreed, I would never use the tanning salon. YDI

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harlehatschi 0

why the hell were you tanning naked, instead of wearing a male gstring or something? not to mention tanning beds give a lot of people skin cancer

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

I agree. You just had radiation beamed into your skin. I'd worry about skin cancer, and then the burned balls and ass.

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weeeezy 0

most people tan naked? no tan lines....one of the points of a tanning bed.

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Mykeh 0

Hey Mr Lobster! Wow, your balls felt the heat? Hopefully your girlfriend will eat your balls like she would eat a lobster to make it up to you.

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treli1593 0

ouch you mean break everything open and chew on the insides? There's something wrong with you dude. I don't know what type of fetish you have but if I were you, I'd see a psychiatrist. Oh and OP: YDI for not going out to the beach or something

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mclayton37 0

Some aloe vera gently applied to the nutsack will cure what ails ya..

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