By Amelia - 23/06/2019 00:16

Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML
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JasonThorn 20

Could be anything from gingivitis to tonsil stones. Tell him how it smells, and then tell him to go to the damn dentist.

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RichardPencil 30

He needs to see a doctor. He could have problems in his lungs, sinuses or digestive tract that could be the source of the stank.

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purplekanc 22

Have you tried a tongue scraper and drinking more water

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theark 14

Have you checked for gingivitis

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JasonThorn 20

Could be anything from gingivitis to tonsil stones. Tell him how it smells, and then tell him to go to the damn dentist.

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TwoBytesCarley 27

Exactly my thinking; also a rotted tooth or a stomach problem can do it as well. Either way, if it’s not going away by a simple brush of the teeth or mouth wash then it’s something in need of medical (dental) attention.

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RichardPencil 30

He needs to see a doctor. He could have problems in his lungs, sinuses or digestive tract that could be the source of the stank.

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ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

if you were a good girlfriend you'd not make excuses and tell him why you're not kissing him

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Trinity Fenwick 7

sounds like serious halitosis or denture breath

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Charlie Given 26

Get him to the doctor stank breath is usually a sign of a serious health condition, bur do it soon before it's too late

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Madison Gliosci 16

Is it possible he’s got a dead tooth? My fiancé had the same problem and it turned out to be his wisdom tooth rotting

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Mathalamus 24

Ironically, brushing for ten minutes is likely to inflict more damage than not brushing...

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TCRII 29

This is why you should never hold in a fart. Seriously. You body absorbs the gas and re-releases it in your breath.

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