Gross, dude

By smells like ass - 02/08/2020 23:03

Today, my boyfriend has only showered about three times since we’ve been on lockdown. Our whole place smells like a sewer main burst in a pro-sports locker room filled with sweaty nut sacks and dead feet. His excuse? "It’s not like we have anywhere to go babe." I can’t even eat around him. FML

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By Shelby - 14/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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By ShelbyIsAwesome - 04/03/2021 17:01

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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By unknown - 24/01/2010 15:27 - France

Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 09:16 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML

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By Stank - 06/05/2018 19:00

Today, my husband is going on his fifth consecutive day without a shower. He’s been working 16-hour shifts, and though I'm empathetic to his exhaustion, his foul body odor has overtaken the bedroom, and his excretions have discolored his side of the bed. I fear the worst. FML

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By PookaKay02 - 20/09/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML

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By Amelia - 23/06/2019 00:16

Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 03:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2011 09:25 - Monaco

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML

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Stinki Boi

By Mrs sensitive nose - 21/03/2022 04:00

Today, my nose finally unblocked after a week of having a cold. Now all I can smell is the disgusting stench of my husband's pits. We've argued three times already about his refusal to shower more than once a week. FML

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KittenShitz 12

Sunday 2 August 2020 23:50

Grow a pair and tell him that his smell is disgusting you. Don’t be scared

genuinegoodguy 9

Monday 3 August 2020 0:23

Don’t be pathetic. Bin him. He’s obviously smelly waste himself.

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KittenShitz 12

Sunday 2 August 2020 23:50

Grow a pair and tell him that his smell is disgusting you. Don’t be scared

JackFaire 27

Monday 3 August 2020 2:55

Given that he's given an excuse for not showering clearly she's already told him.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Monday 3 August 2020 0:22

Are you still in the same bed with him? Move to the couch, or kick him to the couch until he takes a shower. Everywhere he walks, walk behind him with an air freshener spraying it on him. Or just tell him straight up to take a danged shower.

JackFaire 27

Monday 3 August 2020 2:57

Clearly she's already told him to take a shower since he's given an excuse for not doing so.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Monday 3 August 2020 17:45

So hound him until he does get in the shower.

genuinegoodguy 9

Monday 3 August 2020 0:23

Don’t be pathetic. Bin him. He’s obviously smelly waste himself.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 3 August 2020 0:58

Looks like the lockdown is making people's simile game strong! If he's that disgusting, you should leave. Being able to eat is "essential" so no enforcement would blame you for fleeing this disgusting pig.

BLVCK_DVDDY 7

Tuesday 4 August 2020 9:41

Think this might be your first comment with no dislikes ;)

Jaymail 18

Monday 3 August 2020 3:57

Get a bucket and water. Some brushes and soap. Everything you’d need to wash a car in your driveway. And then get some neighbors and friends to hold him down while you scrub him with the brushes. If that doesn’t work then it’s time to leave him. Are you REALLY that desperate for a Boyfriend (I’m thinking “No!)? Try something like www.meetup.com in order to meet other people with interests similar to yours.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Monday 3 August 2020 17:46

Love this idea.

Qweenie_ 1

Monday 3 August 2020 4:29

Ewww why you even stay 🤢

thatkorean 5

Monday 3 August 2020 8:41

The fact that you’re still with him, shows how committed you are. But if he’s not willing to shower and be clean for you...that’s just disgusting. And I’d seriously be questioning why I’m with a guy who doesn’t view keeping good hygiene, whether he’s going out or not, as a thing of importance. This isn’t the medieval times.