Love: Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic...

By kahemae44 - 27/10/2009 10:20 - United States

Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. "How romantic", I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, at my girlfriend's place, I cleaned up her room, put candles everywhere, scented the air, and placed rose petals all over her bed in an attempt to be romantic and loving. The first thing she said when she saw all this was, "Uhhhhgg, I'll have to clean all this up." FML

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By Eet- - 13/10/2011 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 20:15 - Netherlands

Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

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By torny>horny - 10/04/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

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By kaileekat517 - 21/11/2010 18:36 - United States

Today, instead of going to a romantic dinner with my boyfriend like I'd planned, I ended up babysitting his queasy little sister. FML

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It's the thought that counts…

By Loveandpoetry - 31/05/2011 21:12

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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By ItSucks - 01/01/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML

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LOLYLIF 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 15:58

Aww.... Thats so cute, if not oddly disgusting.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Tuesday 27 October 2009 16:00

Better safe than sorry, I always say.

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BritishHobo 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 16:58

Ooh, poor me, I made out with my boyfriend but we didn't get to have sex! What a horrible life I have.

BritishHobo 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 17:11

Oh, and I got a funny little story out of it, too! Why don't I just go and kill myself, my life sucks so hard.

Rhaegar 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 17:08

Wow. FYL, seriously. That's disgusting.

danieee_x 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 17:13

Calm down.

Rhaegar 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 18:36

It's a good thing I'm already calm, otherwise we would have a problem. ;)

varutha 16

Sunday 10 August 2014 19:23

You can't wake the dragon anymore when you're dead, Rhaegar.

Camy123_fml 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 17:14

Hahahahah endless laughter!

danieee_x 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 17:15

Lol

XaosZaleski 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 17:16

Times like these call for the 'IDGAF' button or a 'DIAF' button. *clicks* Damnit. Still not working. >.<

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Tuesday 27 October 2009 17:20

*whispers* How to make this situation worse... how to make this situation worse... *scratches chin* Well, I guess if the younger sister was blowing up used condom balloons...

XaosZaleski 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 17:21

^^ If only. 'If your sister's the best, give her a test!' Can anyone say threesome?

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Tuesday 27 October 2009 17:30

Dude, the sister is 5 years old... I like where this is going.

BritishHobo 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 18:56

Only on FML could this pass without shock XD But yeah, it did sound like a romantic night. Rose petals... candles... sex... your boyfriend's five year old sister being home... I couldn't think of a more romantic evening.

perdix 29

Tuesday 27 October 2009 17:38

A room filled with candles is hot. I mean literally hot, high temperature, that is. You're going to be generating plenty of body heat if you are doing it right, and the extra heat from the candles is just going to make you sweat even more and maybe pass out from dehydration. Screw candles. You should illuminate your lovemaking with Klieg lights. ;)