Love: Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic...

By kahemae44 - 27/10/2009 10:20 - United States

Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. "How romantic", I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, at my girlfriend's place, I cleaned up her room, put candles everywhere, scented the air, and placed rose petals all over her bed in an attempt to be romantic and loving. The first thing she said when she saw all this was, "Uhhhhgg, I'll have to clean all this up." FML

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By Eet- - 13/10/2011 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 20:15 - Netherlands

Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

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By torny>horny - 10/04/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

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By kaileekat517 - 21/11/2010 18:36 - United States

Today, instead of going to a romantic dinner with my boyfriend like I'd planned, I ended up babysitting his queasy little sister. FML

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It's the thought that counts…

By Loveandpoetry - 31/05/2011 21:12

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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By ItSucks - 01/01/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML

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LOLYLIF 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 15:58

Aww.... Thats so cute, if not oddly disgusting.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Tuesday 27 October 2009 16:00

Better safe than sorry, I always say.

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haweb 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 17:53

Maybe it's just me, but I think it's kind of disgusting that they were planning on having sex with a five year old in the house. It's one thing when it's just your parents, which most people bitch about anyways, but I don't like that they were going to get it on with his little sister around. *shrugs* I'm sure everyone else will think not a big deal, but I think I'd be pretty turned off knowing his 5 year old sister is around.

exena_fml 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 18:00

I guess parents don't have a sexlife then. Poor parents.

mohlee 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 18:06

Why is that disgusting? It's not like she was watching them. Are parents not allowed to have sex, then (as #31 pointed out)? Guess not. Get ready for a sexless existence once you have kids, if that's what you think. :o) It might suck, though.

joker1911 0

Friday 18 March 2011 20:38

I'm with you on that one. Where has people's sense of propriety gone?

afazel 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 17:56

Oh, c'mon, that's just funny.

BritishHobo 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 18:59

Still, better this than, 'Today, me and boyfriend were having sex amongst scattered rose petals and candles. It was so romantic and amazing... then his five year old sister walked in. FML.'

hk_fml 9

Tuesday 27 October 2009 19:04

Gross. My friend found her step dads condoms in the trash (used) when she was a kid and blew them up =/ you should be thankful she found them before things went down.

Jessie5099 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 19:08

Why are you trying to have a romantic evening..including sex..while your boyfriend's family is home..?

Jessie5099 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 19:10

Gam0r 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 19:12

This kid is going places!

Simone88 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 19:27

Lol this is 2 funny. But I must say if ur going to have a romantic nite. Then it needs to b done when no one is home. Nothing is romantic about having sex in just ur room.