Love: Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic...

By kahemae44 - 27/10/2009 10:20 - United States

Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. "How romantic", I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, at my girlfriend's place, I cleaned up her room, put candles everywhere, scented the air, and placed rose petals all over her bed in an attempt to be romantic and loving. The first thing she said when she saw all this was, "Uhhhhgg, I'll have to clean all this up." FML

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By Eet- - 13/10/2011 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 20:15 - Netherlands

Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

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By torny>horny - 10/04/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

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By kaileekat517 - 21/11/2010 18:36 - United States

Today, instead of going to a romantic dinner with my boyfriend like I'd planned, I ended up babysitting his queasy little sister. FML

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It's the thought that counts…

By Loveandpoetry - 31/05/2011 21:12

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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By ItSucks - 01/01/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML

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LOLYLIF 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 15:58

Aww.... Thats so cute, if not oddly disgusting.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Tuesday 27 October 2009 16:00

Better safe than sorry, I always say.

Comments

ScarletMontgomar 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 2:15

ahahahahaha that's hilarious

killedmyteacher 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 7:31

I agree with #17!

blueberry1223 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 5:54

10 years from now that little girl will realize what she was blowing up.

SmileXu 1

Monday 12 June 2017 17:08

haha想象很美好?，现实很...

marthamydear23 9

Saturday 5 August 2017 20:44

I don't understand people who have sex with family at home and then seem surprised when they get caught. ydi

kevinsagirl2323 8

Wednesday 25 October 2017 21:03

what the hell? why were you be planning a big romantic evening with a 5 year old running around. what's wrong with people?

mymegangirl 7

Sunday 2 June 2019 20:56

you people who gave sex when the family is around deserve to get caught. every time.

shannon2348 14

Monday 27 January 2020 4:52

You very much deserve this. Why were you planning a sexy evening with a kid and I'm guessing the parents all home. That's ridiculous. ydi

wrenavery90 12

Monday 16 May 2022 16:05

I'm assuming his parents were there too. in not understanding how you think it was going to be a romantic evening with his parents and little sister home.