By sushipanda9 - 21/10/2014 00:07 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I volunteered to tutor a 17-year-old girl in science. I had to explain in detail of what the real Big Bang theory was, as she only knew about the show. Later, I heard I was reported by her because apparently, "I was trying to convert her to Scientology." I now know why she needed a tutor. FML
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Hey, OP here, anyways I did meet with her today again and of course I had to explain some stuff about the confusion yesterday. I told her the true definition of Scientology which cleared some confusion up. Then I told her that she didn't have to believe in the Big Bang theory but she should at least know it and have a decent grasp on it. She basically shot back "I don't really need to know about it, it's ONLY a theory..." which forced me to explain the actual definition of a scientific theory to her , and I came up with examples such as Cell theory, how parts of gravity are considered theories, Molecular theory, several theories in mathematics, and a bunch of other scientific theories. I knew this would slightly upset her but I didn't expect her to shoot back "You're going to hell if you keep preaching Satan's word. You need Jesus, I don't know what you learned but the Bible has the truth that you need to know." Now that I think about it, I'd rather tutor teenagers who come from higher academic backgrounds ...

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neppy 6

I feel sorry for that girl, she's indoctrinated to the extreme... I'm surprised her parents even allowed you to be her tutor since you're explaining so many dangerous ideas to her!

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rocker_chick23 27

Wow, that girl is not going to go far in life.

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NellieeNell 18

I scolled past it at first. But then I just decided to give it a look. & once I started reading I couldn't stop. The comment is very true. I gave it a thumbs up!

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GentlemanBastard 15

One of the biggest problems in today's culture is that ignorance and stupidity are celebrated and intelligence, critical thinking, and a thirst for knowledge and truth are looked down upon. Being stupid is "cool", and it makes me very angry.

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RobotUnicorn1209 26

I think to summarize what #32 is saying is that the stupid ones just say the first thing that comes to mind and the ones with common sense keep it to themselves even if it is smart because they're afraid they could still be called stupid.

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reallitup2 6

thanks to South Park, I am aware of what Scientology is and I am sorry.

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Sakuraashita 15

Just tell her that "Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state then nearly 14 billion years ago, expansion started!" It will be the only thing about the Big Bang she might sort of remember...

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ohSNAPyall 26

Doesn't she realize that the show's name is an allusion to actual scientific theory? Because they're science students... But then, she might not understand what an allusion is.

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Spadoinkle 10

She must have learned everything she knows from TV. I would almost bet that the Kardashians are her idols. It's truly sad when people are that stupid. I would just give up and let her find another tutor.

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c0untblah 4

Every part of me is screaming fake, mainly because I don't want to believe it to be true.

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