By Morganisoverrated - 22/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was planning to ask a guy at school out since I had mustered up the confidence to finally tell him how I really felt. I ended up puking on him. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

Heart: "I really like this guy. We could be so good together." Brain: "Go ask him out! The only thing that could go wrong is for him to say no." Stomach: "That's what you think."

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RichardPencil 30

That’s pretty common. Often, when I’d ask, girls would say the thought of going out with me makes them want to throw up.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Heart: "I really like this guy. We could be so good together." Brain: "Go ask him out! The only thing that could go wrong is for him to say no." Stomach: "That's what you think."

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Jeremy Phillips 18

That might have changed the tone of that conversation slightly.

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RichardPencil 30

That’s pretty common. Often, when I’d ask, girls would say the thought of going out with me makes them want to throw up.

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TumblrweedPasses 11

All the best love stories start with disaster What more could go wrong next time right

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Mellowyellow15 10

Sounds like a Stan and Wendy South Park episode.

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PenguinPal3017 19

Came here to say this.

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Takegami 22

I guess he has to know you inside and out

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Charlie Given 26

Well I guess that's one way to break the ice 🤔😉

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zuckerburg 21

Since the sentence is broken up with full-stops, one can interpret that telling him how you really felt, ended up in a bj. Tip: Know your limits/gag reflex.

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