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By proteinboy - 16/11/2009 03:00 - United States

Today, I waited for 20 minutes to get a cab outside grand central station in New York (it was raining). Finally, to my relief, I found a cab but when I got in I let a little fart slip. Two minutes later the cabby kicked me out of his cab because I stunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 01:00 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my boss offered to give me a ride on her way home. Two seconds before getting into the car, I had to let out a fart. I didn't think the fart would follow me in, but it did. She rolled down the windows, and we lapsed into a silent, awkward ride home. FML

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By Noname - 16/03/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML

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By Alexis - 16/01/2017 15:14

Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML

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By Gassy and sassy - 07/12/2014 06:15 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML

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By deadandwasted - 20/02/2010 08:20 - United States

Today, I halted a cab. It was 12 degrees and snowing outside. When I went to get in, a man shoved me away and I slipped on ice into dirty snow slush, and he stole my cab. As it drove off, the man flipped me off. FML

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By Username - 27/01/2011 17:40 - Romania

Today, I was running late for school because I had a huge stomach ache. To save on time, I took a taxi. When the taxi driver hit a bump, I lost control of my bowels and shit myself. Not only do I have to wash my underwear in the sink at school now, but I had to pay the driver extra to remove the smell from his car. FML

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By Not your scapegoat - 09/05/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend let out a vile fart in an Uber. It stank so bad, the driver threatened to kick us out. She blamed it on me and called me a pig. Then, she ripped another one, and he actually did kick us out. She had the nerve to act hurt when I called a second Uber only for myself. FML

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By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

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badbunny 0

Monday 16 November 2009 9:30

wow, when you stink worse than the cab....bad...

604 11

Monday 16 November 2009 10:08

Did you still have to pay? We're all wondering.

Comments

hornetchik 0

Monday 16 November 2009 9:18

Haha bugger.

postaltubealex 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 9:29

More like you held in a fart for 20 minutes and let it off in the cab on purpose.

isaiaha11 2

Tuesday 27 July 2010 5:51

lolprotien boy is his name

xavel_fml 0

Monday 16 November 2009 9:18

first

redc1c4 0

Monday 16 November 2009 9:18

pull my finger!

Itsu_fml 0

Monday 16 November 2009 9:28

That's what you get for not farting outside. Haha.

badbunny 0

Monday 16 November 2009 9:30

wow, when you stink worse than the cab....bad...

deadman8506 0

Monday 16 November 2009 9:30

LOL

sk8erboy_fml 0

Monday 16 November 2009 9:37

YDI for farting in a cab

xavel_fml 0

Monday 16 November 2009 9:42

SOMETIMES you cant hold it... farting is natural

slushmo 0

Monday 16 November 2009 10:14

Yes, and holding it in is natural, too. Sex is natural, but you don't see people f***ing in the backseat of taxis.

slushmo 0

Monday 16 November 2009 11:59

I was just taking apart the simple argument that it's okay just because it's natural. Obviously it's not comparable to sex. There was no other argument besides that. Anyway, it is not "impossible" to hold farts in. Sure, it hurts a lot to hold gas in all day, but to me it's unbelievably worth it to avoid situations like this. Not just the awkward situation, but to avoid the image that I'm a stinky slob. I have not farted in public since I was a kid.