By etmerda - 12/07/2012 10:31 - United States

Today, I walked around town by myself for four hours because I was too ashamed to tell my parents that I have no friends willing to spend time with me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 137
You deserved it 4 699

Same thing different taste

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frankq555 3
MrBrightside21 20

Make that four. But I usually bring candy to offer to people so they would want to hang out with me... Why do they always call the cops? It's like the world wants me to be friendless.

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Ok so I'm not the only one. When. I post something sometimes it shows up and others its doesn't. Plus the space bar never works fast enough! Aggghhh!!! Oh he frustration!!

queentexan 8

Same here I try to keep to myself. Some times it's for the best. :)

I_dont_exist 5

1 is the lonliest number that... o Hii liserr :D

Epikouros 31

At least you won't be fat if you keep walking around whenever you have a day off. Who knows, maybe you'll become a popular athlete, and everybody will be asking for your autograph. And then you can tell your fair-weather friends to **** off and leave you alone.

perdix 29

Aw, I'll be your friend. Are you good at giving hand jobs?

Oooh! Pick me! I have a jewelry line you can model for the fall season! I can definitely keep your limbs employed. However, only perfectly smooth and manicured hands need apply. Stimulating the economy one hand job at a time!

Like if ur taking a dump while reading this

ImSoEffedUp 10

Dayum.... All that walking should have u in shape before u know it... Keep it up....

Epikouros 31

I saw this poem on etmerda's tumblr, so may have read it already, OP. Oh Yes there are worse things than being alone but it often takes decades to realize this and most often when you do it's too late and there's nothing worse than too late - Charles Bukowski