Sex and Love: Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's...

By shaggy - 30/08/2009 21:26 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By Cantunsee - 26/08/2018 06:00

Today, I found out just how close my boyfriend has been getting to our new neighbour's teenage son. I came home from work to find them on my bed and my "straight" boyfriend head down ass up. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By Heartbroken - 30/10/2023 06:00

Today, I came home from work to hear loud moans coming from the room that my husband and I share. I barged in and both he and this girl are scrambling around the room. He’s a music teacher and claimed he was giving her vocal lessons. That would make more sense had they both not been half naked. FML

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By child abused - 19/10/2017 00:00 - United States - New York

Today, my neighbor's pesky 7-year-old daughter, who is friends with the guy I really like, decided to help me with him. She used her phone to send him a picture of me. I was in the shower, completely naked and surprised. FML

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By Francia - 04/12/2023 14:00 - United States

Today, I walked in on my soon-to-be-ex-husband with his coworker (who we'd always argued about) bent over in front of him. Both of them buck ass naked. He was supposed to be watching our two year-old daughter, who was in another room eating applesauce by herself. She was drenched in applesauce from head to toe. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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Indifference

By Anonymous - 03/05/2020 17:00

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me having phone sex with another guy. He either didn't notice or didn't care. FML

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Tedet 0

Monday 31 August 2009 2:07

If I were you, I'd keep him. Only a man of superior intellect could think to sing Shaggy in a time of crisis.

Some_guy 6

Monday 31 August 2009 2:07

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the girl next door

Comments

pattysays 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 15:52

your boyfriend is a dick.

KelsyKatastrophe 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 23:16

First off if this is real, your boyfriend is a dick and you should break up with him. But, I give him props for actually thinking of the song at that exact moment, again if it is real.

peacethrumusic69 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 3:55

HAHA OMG! IM LISTENING TO THAT SONG RIGHT NOW! that is hilarious, but sux for u its funny cuz while i was readin it i was like "it wasn't me" then i read the rest hahaha awesome but sux

krazykid187 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 23:02

LMAO! you only see that kind of stuff in the movies.

screwoffx3ily 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 3:10

haha that blowss!

baritone1whs07 1

Saturday 12 September 2009 4:58

lol thats pretty funny but pretty messed up

MLSxxox 3

Wednesday 16 September 2009 20:36

Wht the hell?? This is funny nd sad at the sme time. Why It Wasnt Me??

morena_fml 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 5:28

hahahah wtf peoples comments r so weird but dang dat so sux to have caught ur boyfriend or ex idk....u should dump u could do better..*** the wanna b player boyfriend or as they wana b kalled pimps...hahahah