Sex and Love: Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's...

By shaggy - 30/08/2009 21:26 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML

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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By Cantunsee - 26/08/2018 06:00

Today, I found out just how close my boyfriend has been getting to our new neighbour's teenage son. I came home from work to find them on my bed and my "straight" boyfriend head down ass up. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By Heartbroken - 30/10/2023 06:00

Today, I came home from work to hear loud moans coming from the room that my husband and I share. I barged in and both he and this girl are scrambling around the room. He’s a music teacher and claimed he was giving her vocal lessons. That would make more sense had they both not been half naked. FML

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By child abused - 19/10/2017 00:00 - United States - New York

Today, my neighbor's pesky 7-year-old daughter, who is friends with the guy I really like, decided to help me with him. She used her phone to send him a picture of me. I was in the shower, completely naked and surprised. FML

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By Francia - 04/12/2023 14:00 - United States

Today, I walked in on my soon-to-be-ex-husband with his coworker (who we'd always argued about) bent over in front of him. Both of them buck ass naked. He was supposed to be watching our two year-old daughter, who was in another room eating applesauce by herself. She was drenched in applesauce from head to toe. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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Indifference

By Anonymous - 03/05/2020 17:00

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me having phone sex with another guy. He either didn't notice or didn't care. FML

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Tedet 0

Monday 31 August 2009 2:07

If I were you, I'd keep him. Only a man of superior intellect could think to sing Shaggy in a time of crisis.

Some_guy 6

Monday 31 August 2009 2:07

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the girl next door

Comments

ireply_w_lyrics 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 7:17

"...I hate that stupid old pickup truck You never let me drive You're a redneck, heartbreak Who's really bad at lying So watch me strike a match On all my wasted time As far as I'm concerned You're just another picture to burn..."

9az00 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 8:05

hope you chopped his dick off and then said "it wasn't me"

girly_girl 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 14:16

lmao secretly i wish i was that guy i love that song and i would totally start sing that song if i cheated lmao

smort 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 17:28

Um... I live in Ontario. My girlfriend just had new neighbors move in, the dude is the girl's boyfriend and is basically everything she looks for in a guy, which is not me. I couldn't help but notice that you live in Ontario. ...Do you live in Kitchener?

bikinigurrrl 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 21:21

Hahaha wowww... This is probably the funniest fml I've read in a while!! And who cares if they're made up or not.. they're funny either way! (:

spillproof 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 21:25

great song! Classic responce!

dark_sunlight 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 0:07

yeah I would have went over and kicked him in the naked balls, he wouldn't be in a singing mood then xD.

PurpDOODE 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:16

CHEATING MAN: WINNAH.

udontknowme69 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:34

Appreciate this for what it is...comedy at it's finest! This either actually happened (making the dude my personal hero), or someone made it up (making the clever mother-fu**er who made this up my personal hero) ...either way...either way is fine