By May - 04/09/2011 04:08 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
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mshoes12346 3

did he name his dick spock too? ;)

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underguarded 20

How does one ********** to Star Trek? I guess William Shatner really is that amazing...

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OsirisFaction_fml 5

Captain Kurt or Mr.Sulu?

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kashmanwiggar 10

CAPTAIN KIRK!!!

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professorxfm 7

Can't blame him if it was to William Shatner, back in the day! He was a hottie!

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clemcool_fml 0

I wish there was a "who the **** cares" button for some of these. You life is not ****** because your boyfriend whacked it while watching star trek. It could be totally unrelated and even if it's not...who the **** cares?

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Alfonsooo 0

You realize that fml was made for people to post what happens in their lives, right? And then theirs the other people who don't post and just comment, and then theirs people like you. Who come on here just to troll and act like some big shit. Of course no one cares, but it made you laugh.

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Cinn_fml 22

And? This is not a problem, everyone has their kinks, and so long as he's not forcing ones you don't like onto you, there is no problem.

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nstybtch 0

Ewww that's no gd!!!

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krc093086 8

I would be willing to bet you're at Dragon Con in Atlanta this weekend. I'm sure it wasn't the first or last

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