By May - 04/09/2011 04:08 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
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mshoes12346 3

did he name his dick spock too? ;)

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nbergonzi 1

You should have asked if he hit warp speed yet!

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RainbowHeadache 2

Would you rather it be fisting or ******** ****, OP? Count your blessings because he could be looking at much, much worse. Lol

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otb113 7

holy ****.... I'm developing a half-chub

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otb113 7

Flying the flag half mast, having semi-wood, an underprivileged boner... I was joking though. Fisting is repulsive.

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Enigmax2514 7

He was preparing the countdown to launch into space

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StopDropNRoll 11

I believe someone needs to get laid =D

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Kaikohanakami 7

Oh dear i just imagined that with the music and everything D: ... How very innovative.

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ironwords 8

I see nothing wrong with that. *looks at spock centerfold*

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kashmanwiggar 10

It most likely was next generation, Picard is a babe.

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RedPillSucks 31

You know what they say about the size of one's pointy ears

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Wederoney 16

And you still call him your boyfriend?!?

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