By May - 04/09/2011 04:08 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
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mshoes12346 3

did he name his dick spock too? ;)

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BigDave469 15

Hope it was to either Yeoman Rand, Counselor Troi, Kiera Nariese, or Seven of Nine... And not Spok, Data, Sisco, or the Chinese guy in Voyager!

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perdix 29

He's boldly going where pretty much every man has gone before.

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Sweej 1

If by "every man" you mean YOU... then yes, I agree

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Rj93 8

Star Trekking across the universe! On the starship enterprise cumming to captain kirk!

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buckie123 3

Next time, put on one of those skimpy skirt uniforms and help him out...you would probably blow his mind!

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rexgar2000 10

maybe if you did your job as a girlfriend, he shouldn't have to :)

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csmouton 3

I would hope voyager cause 7 of 9 was bangin and had huge cans lol. I mean if he is under 15 I'm sure that's olay but maybe you should consider giving it up. All the kids are doing it these days hahahaha

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whatupd 0

He has to be gay if star trek turns him on

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