Love: Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate...

By Aprilfools - 12/04/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 138 102

You deserved it 7 971

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By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

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You deserved it 678

By gullible - 12/04/2014 16:01 - United States

Today, I found out that the April Fool's Day prank my girlfriend and best friend played on me was not a joke, and that they actually did sleep together. FML

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You deserved it 3 938

By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 883

You deserved it 3 896

By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 327

You deserved it 3 632

Happy… where d'he go?

By Lonely - 05/09/2021 04:59 - United States

Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 211

You deserved it 122

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 758

You deserved it 1 222

By me - 21/08/2013 23:45 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 284

You deserved it 24 145

By Anonymous - 18/11/2013 18:53 - United Kingdom - Congleton

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 4 585

By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 12:55 - Ukraine - Kiev

Today, after weeks of being engaged and with the wedding date planned, I finally told my parents. They told me it was my best April Fool's joke ever. I should've waited one more day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 422

You deserved it 5 675

Alexa, play "I Get Around" by The Beach Boys

By Anonymous - 20/10/2021 11:00 - United States - Levittown

Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 619

You deserved it 139

kristenlee 3

Sunday 12 April 2009 18:30

Good try on his part, though. Glad you aren't a total idiot.

lexii29 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 18:31

what a dick...thats horrible, im sorry :[

Comments

chris1818 0

Monday 13 April 2009 6:54

Your boyfriend is a total asshole and the man at the same time

eskimokurra 0

Monday 13 April 2009 7:09

you dont need ethier of them in your life.

JBiz_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 7:45

That's ****** up. @all the people calling fake : it's only fake because you touch yourself at night.

dwade3 0

Monday 13 April 2009 8:01

i agree with #124 totally. that sucks but at the same time its just as hilarious.

samus129 0

Monday 13 April 2009 8:08

For people saying you cant blame the guy you can when i was going out with my girl friend i would have stayed with her even if we weren't having sex but your lucky because you don't need to see ether of them. it would be really occword to see the them i now first hand. I have to see the guy my girl friend cheated on me for every day because he is my brother.

THIS_FML_SUCKS 0

Monday 13 April 2009 8:12

Thanks for pointing out the obvious about April Fools.

BigMaki 0

Monday 13 April 2009 8:23

APRIL FOOLS! Holy hell.

FoundManyLemons 0

Monday 13 April 2009 9:25

I think it would "count" on the 1st as well. DTMFA.

tipple 0

Monday 13 April 2009 10:55

April Fools *was* 12 days ago, but your boyfriend is a first-class fool 365 days. Go you! (sarcasm) And at least when you go to confide in your best friend about it, you don't need to go through all that awkward "I just discovered something about my boyfriend" intro stuff - 'cause she knows already! :o) Ok, just trying to make light of a crap situation - I clicke FYL BTW. Five Years is a long time fro you to just walk away from, but looks like he already has, and it may be significantly less than five years for him.