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By Aprilfools - 12/04/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML

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By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

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By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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By Lonely - 05/09/2021 04:59 - United States

Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By me - 21/08/2013 23:45 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2013 18:53 - United Kingdom - Congleton

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Ukraine - Kiev

Today, after weeks of being engaged and with the wedding date planned, I finally told my parents. They told me it was my best April Fool's joke ever. I should've waited one more day. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2021 11:00 - United States - Levittown

Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2010 02:25 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML

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kristenlee 3

Sunday 12 April 2009 18:30

Good try on his part, though. Glad you aren't a total idiot.

lexii29 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 18:31

what a dick...thats horrible, im sorry :[

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loveyahun 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 6:21

I have walked in on that with two friends...one I thought was full on lesbian... I was wrong...

megalan 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 3:12

cover up FAIL!!!

SirJamie77 7

Sunday 21 March 2010 15:33

Hahahaha this made me laugh. Hope you dumped his ass though OP..

pingpongpickle 8

Saturday 8 May 2010 4:01

wtf? anyways fyl..even though this is really funny

darknut79 17

Friday 21 May 2010 3:03

Ive lost count on how many FMLs Ive seen like this...

monkeykiller77 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 9:35

I remember this, ahhhh this brings back the old FMLdays. best FML I have ever read after approximately I think a year

ydi_4_suking 20

Monday 15 November 2010 20:17

It's alright. It's still april

amishal5 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 7:59

this has been said before. try again.

Courtney_2013 0

Friday 24 December 2010 17:47

you got 'April fooled' on my birthday! Ahaha.

jannie22 0

Monday 28 March 2011 1:29

no get rid of both

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