Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying on one of my little...

By ClaireBear150 - 20/09/2012 03:09 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying on one of my little black dresses and heels. He wanted to "see what the fuss was about." I would have been angry if the sight of him dressed like this hadn't turned me on more than he ever has in the 3 years we've been dating. FML

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By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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By lollipopp56 - 26/03/2009 06:09 - Canada

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2022 05:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 13:53 - Australia

Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "The colours don't match." FML

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By anonymous - 03/06/2013 04:41 - United States - Banner Elk

Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 03:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2020 08:08

Today, I dressed cute to surprise my boyfriend of 2 years. Instead of being happy or impressed about it, he accused me of cheating and dressing up to impress a new guy he'd made up in his head. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 08:42 - United States

Today, I put on a lacy dress with nothing underneath and walked nonchalantly into the living room. My husband took one look at me, let out a heavy sigh and said, "Right now?" FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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Thursday 20 September 2012 9:09

OP's Boyfriend: I feel pretty, oh so pretty-- OP: *blinks*

kisaka 2

Thursday 20 September 2012 9:08

Sounds like you know to bring into the bedroom now ;)

Comments

leeburns 5

Thursday 20 September 2012 10:43

Maybe you should start playing for the other team for awhile ;)

SApprentice 34

Thursday 20 September 2012 10:45

Tell him. He's obviously open to the concept, if he was trying the stuff on. Maybe the two of you can go have some fun together now.

Ugi 26

Thursday 20 September 2012 10:49

Hey - whatever works for you two!

murphdarkly 13

Thursday 20 September 2012 11:40

Some women like transvestites because she likes him in a dress does make her a lesbian. Eddie Izzard is a famous transvestite n a lot of women are attracted to him...

LuckyLynx7732 5

Thursday 20 September 2012 11:45

This sounds like good news to me. You both learned you have a kink in common. How often does that happen?

fmessiah 19

Thursday 20 September 2012 11:50

Does it hurt anyone? Nope, carry on and have fun :) The Clare Bear I know in Qld is beautiful, but would look a million times prettier if she didn't dye her hair blonde.

KMacRae 8

Thursday 20 September 2012 11:53

the **** did I just read

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 20 September 2012 13:45

If you're referring to 68, then I agree with you. If not, the **** DID you just read?

crimsonlover4 31

Thursday 20 September 2012 12:09

"LADY IN RED"... "DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY"... Are these some of his favorite songs per chance? Lol (totally pictured the scene in Mrs. Doubtfire...ah the good ol days/movies) Btw, nothing wrong with spicing things up every now and then OP ;)