Money: Egg mode

Egg mode

By Anonymous - 01/02/2021 05:00

Today, my house cleaner discovered I cross-dress as she was cleaning. She found the pretty nightgowns I wear to bed and other items. Now she wants extra money or she will make my cross dressing public. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 02:56 - United States

Today, I was trying on dresses in a stall that requires an employee of the store to have a key to open. After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens my door, to give the stall to someone else. The entire store could see me in my granny panties and bra. FML

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By meegs - 17/10/2010 00:31 - Canada

Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2016 14:55 - United States - Harbor City

Today, my 70-year-old boss asked me to order sexy lingerie she saw on the cover a magazine. FML

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You deserved it 626

By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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By lauren - 08/07/2010 04:51 - United States

Today, I discovered that my cleaning lady steals valuables from me, and covered it up by saying that "the vacuum must've eaten it." FML

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It's a wrap

By birdiebeth13 - 10/04/2013 17:41 - United States - Chippewa Falls

Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML

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You deserved it 18 552

By IHateMySister - 02/01/2016 10:36 - Denmark - Kirke-hyllinge

Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML

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By Bee - 08/06/2011 00:13 - Canada

Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML

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By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

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You deserved it 3 144

By mishie1 - 21/02/2012 12:44 - United States

Today, I received the first compliment from the opposite sex that I've gotten in months, from an elderly, cross-dressing man in the parking lot of Goodwill. Apparently my clothes look like they'd be "exciting to try on." FML

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You deserved it 2 936

Regis Bent 12

Saturday 30 January 2021 20:41

Don't pay her extra, if she does tell anyone, hide the nightgowns and sue her for slander, you shouldn't be ashamed for you being you

Shamal Chandra 7

Monday 1 February 2021 6:34

that's called extortion/blackmail and its illegal

Comments

Regis Bent 12

Saturday 30 January 2021 20:41

Don't pay her extra, if she does tell anyone, hide the nightgowns and sue her for slander, you shouldn't be ashamed for you being you

kfchicken 31

Monday 1 February 2021 8:59

or just get some kind of proof and take her to court for blackmail

seductivesoup2 5

Tuesday 2 February 2021 3:41

Or don't even hid the nightgowns, tell her to kick rocks and you'll have her charged with blackmail. It's your word against hers

rainbowdonnareed 18

Monday 1 February 2021 5:43

Thats called a hate crime!

Shamal Chandra 7

Monday 1 February 2021 6:34

that's called extortion/blackmail and its illegal

alex_jaguara 32

Monday 1 February 2021 7:35

You can say they are for your mom/sister/girlfriend when they visit.

jc1015 25

Monday 1 February 2021 7:38

it's called fire her and don't pay her at all...then have her arrested for blackmail/extortion and also sue her for slander

mccuish 25

Monday 1 February 2021 9:04

Blackmailing is illegal

Ellimac21 14

Monday 1 February 2021 11:17

Don't do that, don't pay her extra. If you pay her now, she'll ask for more later. Like someone said, hide the nightgowns and sue her if she tells anyone. In any case, fire her.

OrySoma 11

Monday 1 February 2021 11:45

why wouldn't you just say it belongs to your lady friends

Chazzster 28

Monday 1 February 2021 18:42

Fire her. It’s the only way to end it. Then if she says anything just tell people you did it because she was stealing and now she’s retaliating against you.