Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen,...

By Anonymous - 20/09/2010 14:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML

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By Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML

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Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By jesus christ, dad - 06/09/2013 16:48 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML

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By me. - 29/10/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML

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By Eminnis - 31/08/2015 03:27 - United States - Woodland Park

Today, I walked in on my dad completely naked. When I expressed my displeasure, he told me to knock next time. I'd agree with him, if he hadn't been standing in the middle of the hallway in our very open living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 14:33 - United States - Canyon Country

Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML

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By not as scarred as he should be - 18/10/2012 18:19 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML

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Kitchen Nightmare

By Pinsky - 30/07/2021 23:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML

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Joswah 0

Monday 20 September 2010 18:59

Gross. Just gross.

robbilee 14

Monday 20 September 2010 18:59

a new ingredient to a recipe. yum

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chaos32yea 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 4:19

wats ur phone #?

Alice_laughed 13

Saturday 23 October 2010 20:18

Well, that's unsanitary.

clarkey 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 13:23

dads special sauce

nicospec 1

Thursday 5 May 2011 15:41

A little flavour for the food. You know how your mom likes it.

tencalories 3

Tuesday 10 May 2011 2:41

uhhhhhhhhhh wow

crazycat123 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 3:28

i'm guessing you're not talking about the stove knob..

frank678 7

Monday 17 October 2011 13:52

why do you have a door in from of your stove?

princess151617 4

Tuesday 15 November 2011 12:46

Gross

dannymanthing 0

Wednesday 22 August 2012 6:54

Lol basically like that South Park episode with Stan's dad and the food channel lol

trippygit 11

Wednesday 17 September 2014 23:35

Was he making cheeseburgers?

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