Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
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slitherbomb 0

Don't take shame in your *****! Do it with pride, you're a man! At least I think you are....

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13FTW 9

The best part of this FML is how he referenced his shit to be " a very loud and very smelly session"

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Comments

BrianAlarcon 0

How does your Id fall out of your wallet?

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Save_Bandit 5

Yeah, seriously, it would pretty much have to jump out. Unless he's a yoga master and leaned so far forward that it could fall out of his wallet and his pocket... Somehow...

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BrianAlarcon 0

5 who keeps their ID in their pocket?

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13FTW 9

The best part of this FML is how he referenced his shit to be " a very loud and very smelly session"

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Feedmyaddiction5 14

I do when I am just making a quick trip somewhere.

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ItsTheKing 10

Shit, Alan is here. His stupidity senses must have tingled.

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stro88 6

I say you should be proud of a job well done good sir. Now everyone who comes in will know whose marked the throne, you came in to deuce and came out nuking. Claim it like a champ.

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_Oblivion_ 12

Im going to take a good guess and say that gravity had something to do with it

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Alan uses Obvious Logic! It's Super Effective! 1 and 3 fainted!

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philitron128 0

Stop commenting everywhere, your face makes me angry >:|

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ShawnKTA 0

Nice 0 of 13 posted your life does suck dumbass, L2Read

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slitherbomb 0

Don't take shame in your *****! Do it with pride, you're a man! At least I think you are....

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sxe_beast 11

There's a website called Rate My Poop, lol...

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minzzy 8

i went on it after seeing you comment... ugh imma bout to throw up...

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IamDre 5

That must have been a Chuck Norris ID.

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TaylorMcGown 2

Why would some random guy have chuck norris' ID? :/

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rexgar2000 10

it's impossible you wouldn't be alive.

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No_LoveMM 3

And just watched the south park episode about the worlds biggest crap past night

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anorexicbarbie 8

How many Couric's do you guys think OP's shit was?

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No_LoveMM 3

Probably around 6 or 7, higher than that takes serious determination.

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shanie123 10

So much for waiting huh?! I wonder why that's so embarrassing, like everyone doesn't do it. Fyl tho

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kiakia0131 23

That is embarrassing, but it happens. You can't help when you have to go or how loud/vile it will be. It doesn't make matters better that someone knows it was you, but if they are mature enough they won't bring it up.

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EnEl_Infierno 15

Fiber plus keep it regular =p

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MyEpicDemise 7

The person's mature enough to return him his ID too. I don't see how this is an fml.

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R4P3DwithALOHA 0

its emmbarassing to u cuz u hav no self confidence

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Poopolicious 5

Hey maybe you"ll win the smelly shit award...

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sleepindevil 15

Maybe they thought you were trying to pull a move on them....

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