By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

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Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I sing to mine to cheer him up and keep him in a good mood.

He was remembering the places it went to

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Shieeeeeeet reminds me when I was 11 at a Walmart restroom washing my hands and some old man taps me on the shoulder and his shlong is out and he has a smile and says to me "It talks you know." Read this FML picturing that old man's face.

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Did you walk in on your dad acting like a helicopter, too?

It'd be creepier if he had a sock with a face drawn on it covering the thing so it looked like it was smiling back.

(old man voice) ya know sunny, back in my day, we didn't have the blue pills you got today...

That is a reason how u find someone gay