By drake86 - 09/01/2013 16:42 - United Kingdom - Helensburgh

Today, I got genuinely annoyed at myself when I realised I probably lack the skills to survive a Zombie apocalypse. FML
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TheHarvest 7

oh and check the back seat! lol

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Perception 6

Most importantly, don't be a hero. Let Woody Harrelson go first.

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StingRay_RZA 16

Enjoy the little things... Like FML YAY!!!!!

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dirton89 7

And aim straight for the head! No brain! NO GAIN!!

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codyjohn17 5

After you're done being annoyed with yourself, you probably should work on getting a girlfriend

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happle 21

And spelling "realize." Bitches love good spelling.

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smartman136 8

There is one twinkie which will be almost indeffinately the last one. It is burried under the nickelodeon studios in a time capsule. I suggest we the fml community meet there durring the zombie apocalypse

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ZombieSnoopy 9

if u run out of ammo use old vinals itll make a clean cut

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happle 21

104- There's actually one in my pantry as well.

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Sionnach 10

Download 'Zombies, Run!' for practice.

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ICastillo 24

Stretch, Cardio and double tap and never go un dark building. Remember these and you will survive.

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TheDrifter 23

Beware of bathrooms, don't get caught with your pants down.

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TheWetzel 5

Limber up, check the back seat, and always-ALWAYS- wear a seatbelt.

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OhDearBetrayal 25

As you should be. No one wants a useless person that mooches off of everyone's skills and protection during a zombie attack.

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ProfessionalTrol_fml 14

Or he could be a meat shield or a distraction to lure away the zombies... Just a thought.

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Jumpingmal2 7

#58, that's using the old noodle! You'll definitely need that to survive!

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happle 21

As long as you have duct tape, you're good.

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ftw487 9

As long as you have daryl, you'll be fine

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happle 21

You shouldn't rely on others, though.

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charvisioku 22

Oh I dunno, Carol seems to get along fine relying on everyone else.

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BlackBlazeCobra 16

Just make sure there's no Shane.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I've hated Andrea ever since she decided to be a dumbass and not listen to everyone and shot Daryl across the field.

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LolPieRofl 11

But then he finds out its too hard and decides not to.

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Sakaea 22

Yep, watch The Walking Dead, and hope to be as badass as Daryl!

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jjessen 20

You could always crash at my place if there is ever a zombie apocalypse. I promise not to use you as a food source. ;)

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jjessen 20

If you cut off the extremity immediately after bring bitten, there a slight chance the infection doesn't reach your brain. Either way, your probably f*cked

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Spectre529 12

I may or may not trip you up if and when being chased >.>

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Spectre529 12

I can honestly say we aren't.. But I have to agree with some similarities =

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perdix 29

Somehow I don't think your brainz are going to attract much Zombie attention. Maybe the fat Zombies on a diet will appreciate the small portion you present.

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Catkam623 27

Don't forget model zombies they need brains too;)

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hannaaaahr 33

All new: 'Diet Brainz' low fat, extra braincelz!

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AMCJEEP 10

Lol. Watching walker Texas ranger right now.

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Mr_Mole 24

Unless you're Chuck Norris, then you lack the skills just like the rest of us.

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cockymofo 10

they say that Chuck Norris is so tough that underneath his beard there is no chin, only another fist

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zombieslayer83 19

If a zombie bites Chuck Norris, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris!

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Catkam623 27

Oh shit 2 chuck Norris's what happens when they fight for supremacy (boom)

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zombieslayer83 19

YOU JUST BLEW MY MIND MAN!!

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KiddNYC1O 20

Chuck Norris is the #1.

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KiddNYC1O 20

^ Oh, sorry... Chuck Norris just hacked into my account.

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sens3sfailing 24

Chuck Norris doesn't need to hack your account when he already knows every password to every account. He just allows you to use his account.

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BusinessTurtle 8

There is no theory of evolution, only the species Chuck Norris allows to live,

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bomzo 22

Its said chuck norris cures cancer with his tears. To bad crying isn't in his dictionary.

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Kkkdawg 27

It's ok. I wouldn't survive either. My boyfriend/friends and I have already mutually agreed that I'd be the first to go, even if not infected yet. I don't want to hold them back, that's just mean.

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happle 21

**** that, I'd try to save the entire world.

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ttqq 7

And probably kill everyone in the process.

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CCSA 12

If you can't change yourself by learning a skill or two, at least you can have the peace of mind of being free from the thoughts of survival and joining the happy, brainless majority when the time comes.

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