Intimacy, Awkward, Porn and Grandparents: Red handed

Red handed

By grandpa porn - 28/08/2017 01:30

Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML

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You deserved it 375

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Same thing different taste

By Andrew - 24/09/2010 10:22 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 276

You deserved it 4 585

By Kourou - 21/11/2008 12:53 - France

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 217

You deserved it 3 051

By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 204

You deserved it 5 249

Now watching

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 784

You deserved it 32 355

Caught red-handed

By caught - 09/01/2012 00:43 - United States

Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 336

You deserved it 36 291

Earplugs, stat!

By Anonymous - 14/06/2021 06:00

Today, my grandpa forgot that my aunt set up a baby monitor in his bedroom in case of a fall. I’m sitting in the living room with his wife - who is deaf - and I hear him moaning over the baby monitor. My grandfather was jerking off and forgot that someone could hear him. I wish I could forget too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 670

You deserved it 140

Just a movie

By IzzMeister - 15/12/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, I walked in on my uncle watching porn. I realized that it was porn featuring my boyfriend, and he told me that the girl in it was "just a friend". FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 034

You deserved it 206

Sorry pawpaw

By Hello my name is - 22/02/2009 22:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I went round to my grandparents' to help set up their new Satellite TV. When I turned it on, for some reason it defaulted to "Arab Babes TV". I was therefore inadvertently responsible for the broadcast of porn in my grandparents' living room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 961

You deserved it 4 729

By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 556

You deserved it 2 140

By failingdaily - 20/09/2014 02:27 - New Zealand - Paraparaumu

Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 041

You deserved it 4 032

Talented73 54

Monday 28 August 2017 3:06

FYL for catching him, but God bless him for still being interested at his age, whatever that may be. I hope MY dick still works at that age!

Burle 17

Monday 28 August 2017 1:35

Yup, old people watch ****, surprise surprise. Probably not the only time you'll catch someone watching ****

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Burle 17

Monday 28 August 2017 1:35

Yup, old people watch ****, surprise surprise. Probably not the only time you'll catch someone watching ****

RichardPencil 30

Monday 28 August 2017 2:18

Grandma is happy that she has help. Handling Grandpa’s “needs” is probably a hard job!

Talented73 54

Monday 28 August 2017 3:11

You said "hard"....huh-huh-huh....

RichardPencil 30

Monday 28 August 2017 3:28

And I said job and handling, too.;)

Talented73 54

Monday 28 August 2017 3:06

FYL for catching him, but God bless him for still being interested at his age, whatever that may be. I hope MY dick still works at that age!

Glowworm56 26

Monday 28 August 2017 3:45

"Meow!" "Gary!" "Ha ha! I was just looking for the sports channel!"

crudeandrudeguy 29

Tuesday 29 August 2017 0:25

WIN

RichardPencil 30

Monday 28 August 2017 6:10

At least you still have that 10% plausible deniability.

tolkien897 15

Monday 28 August 2017 6:14

dirty old men is a stereotype

tolkien897 15

Monday 28 August 2017 6:14

*are

Lobby_Bee 17

Monday 28 August 2017 6:28

Show your grandfather the wonderful world of the internet. Free ****!

kujiens101 24

Monday 28 August 2017 6:34

It sounds like 90% is too low

LT_Silva101 18

Monday 28 August 2017 6:36

Leave him alone and let your grandpa have his fun lol

Harm Varwijk 17

Monday 28 August 2017 20:32

probably he is the reason you're on this planet. or am I behind on the gender discussions?

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Today, I came out as lesbian and introduced my new girlfriend to my family. My mom angrily told me that I should have waited until my grandparents had died before coming out, and that I was "extremely disrespectful" for making this announcement. I honestly thought everyone would be fine with it. FML

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Today, I arrived at work, only to be arrested and accused of stealing over $8000 from my job. Five hours later at the police station, the discovery was made that the actual thief had an employee ID one digit different than mine. He works at another location over 1200 miles away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 331

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Today, I had severe constipation. I went to get some more laxatives when I felt something fall onto the top of my head. I reached up to see what it was and it turned out to be quite a large spider. Guess who isn't constipated anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 653

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Today, I had the Monday meeting that I have had every week for 8 months. We had new people joining today. One of my bosses went around the room introducing people, and he forgot my name. I've been sitting across from him with a nametag for 8 months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 138

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Today, it was my friend's birthday. She's been having problems with most of her friends besides me lately, so I wanted to do something special. I brought her a cake. Me and her were the only ones to have any. It gave us both food poisoning. FML

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Red handed

Same thing different taste

Now watching

Caught red-handed

Earplugs, stat!

Just a movie

Sorry pawpaw

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