Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every...

By bleeeaaaaaacccccchhhhhhhh - 21/06/2013 21:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML

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By bman - 07/04/2012 06:41 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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By JMG - 19/08/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, at the water park, my grandmother's boob slipped out. Every time I close my eyes, I see her dangling breast in my mind. FML

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By scarred - 17/09/2018 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

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By Gabriel A - 15/01/2011 04:05 - United States

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

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Nice to see you

By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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By kha - 24/03/2009 10:18 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML

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Arse!

By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML

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Cast the first stone

By Anonymous - 23/05/2013 17:48 - Romania - Buzau

Today, I heard my grandma sobbing in her room. After finally convincing her to tell me what was wrong, she confessed to watching a porn video last night. She thinks not being able to sleep afterwards is a sign that God is punishing her, and that she's damned our family to hell. FML

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Steve95401 49

Saturday 22 June 2013 5:24

You will NEVER be able to unsee that.

sacrosanct2 23

Saturday 22 June 2013 5:24

Christ

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MrBoredomioo 18

Wednesday 24 July 2013 0:36

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Alice_laughed 13

Saturday 17 August 2013 6:57

I'm so sorry.

CreepJ 6

Sunday 22 December 2013 3:03

I saw my grandad naked on accident once

satanismyruler 7

Thursday 17 July 2014 4:34

oh hun im sorry for your loss if sanity. :( ill pray for you.

mashfan6507 17

Friday 8 August 2014 22:32

Omg...that's horrible

Nyx7 24

Friday 19 September 2014 2:10

And here come the years of therapy and alcohol

kenyrabit 25

Saturday 3 January 2015 16:22

STOP closing your eyes

Valhalori 9

Thursday 5 March 2015 18:56

That's so unfortunate

CosmicElk 26

Monday 11 May 2015 20:13

Holy crap i feel so sorry for you!

imhope 23

Wednesday 22 July 2015 1:11

You need to wash your eyes with holy water

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Same thing different taste

Nice to see you

Arse!

Cast the first stone

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