Love: Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask a girl at my school...

By Joseflloyd - 12/05/2016 04:52 - United States - Carbondale

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask a girl at my school for her number. As I was typing it into my phone, she pointed out the giant booger firmly attached to my sleeve. FML

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By Mark Allan - 25/03/2012 16:06 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

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By thisiswhyimsingle - 14/09/2015 05:17 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2013 15:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML

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By mehdi-online - 13/10/2008 08:22

Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML

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By CaptMacLeod - 26/01/2016 09:18 - United States - Lancaster

Today, after weeks of eating in the same restaurant, I finally worked up the nerve to ask the super-cute cashier for her phone number. "Aw, how cute. Do you have an older brother?" FML

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By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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Jot that down

By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 02:00

Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML

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By mrdave - 04/07/2009 05:54 - Canada

Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML

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By pimpdaddyX - 22/09/2012 16:22 - Malaysia - Shah Alam

Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 07:32 - Australia

Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML

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Colon_Man 17

Thursday 12 May 2016 18:00

"Uhm... It's not mine!" "You have someone else's booger on your sleeve?" *slowly backs away*

Chrysic 20

Thursday 12 May 2016 18:01

Did she give you her actually number? Because if she did, she's a keeper.

Comments

Colon_Man 17

Thursday 12 May 2016 18:00

"Uhm... It's not mine!" "You have someone else's booger on your sleeve?" *slowly backs away*

Chrysic 20

Thursday 12 May 2016 18:01

Did she give you her actually number? Because if she did, she's a keeper.

VowelMovement 15

Thursday 12 May 2016 22:09

How does that mean she's a keeper? They literally know nothing about each other yet, they haven't gotten to know each other at all.

fakedsincerity 32

Friday 13 May 2016 0:31

Lighten up, #10. They just meant if she won't judge a dude by a random booger on his arm she's probably chill and worth going out with.

lexos 16

Thursday 12 May 2016 18:01

Look on the bright side you have her number. Now you just need to make sure that you are booger free for the first date

watermelon15 35

Thursday 12 May 2016 18:37

One day you'll laugh about it

ragnarok1540 39

Thursday 12 May 2016 18:39

A new take on that old handkerchief joke ... How do you give OP the courage to ask a girl out? Put a little boogie in him!

ssnow_fml 20

Thursday 12 May 2016 19:34

So did you still get the number?

ssnow_fml 20

Thursday 12 May 2016 19:36

So did you still get the number?

more2erotica 8

Thursday 12 May 2016 19:39

So she's observant. That she was looking in your direction while you are taking down her number is a sign of positive body language. The unfortunate part was the golden bug placement. I would've laughed and said, "There's been worse stuff on my sleeve," and just keep going. A moment of me being an airhead when meeting a girl turned out to be a cute thing she remembered me by for years after.

tygerarmy 35

Thursday 12 May 2016 19:44

Doesn't matter, got number! As long as you still got the number it's a win. And it'll take a lot of effort to make the next time you talk more awkward for you. So, really it's a double win.