By Anonymous - 09/05/2017 04:00

Today, I walked in on my husband drinking the breast milk I had bottled for our child. His defense was that it's easy to confuse the container for the normal milk with the one for the breast milk. Can someone please explain to me how a person can confuse a milk carton with a baby bottle? FML
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RichardPencil 30

My question is if he likes your breast milk so much, why doesn't he get it straight from your tit? That could be pleasurable for both of you, only the rest of us wouldn't want to hear about it.

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Glowworm56 26

Maybe it was the breast milk he ever had. It's udderly possible.

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Glowworm56 26

Maybe it was the breast milk he ever had. It's udderly possible.

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RichardPencil 30

My question is if he likes your breast milk so much, why doesn't he get it straight from your tit? That could be pleasurable for both of you, only the rest of us wouldn't want to hear about it.

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hunterseal 18

Probably sheer curiosity and he feels a but ashamed for being caught. Let him off the hook and have fun with it lol, who knows could be a kink.

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Druu 53

Whatever floats his boat, right? And HOLY SHIT, do you have any idea how buoyant breast milk makes boats??

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Lobby_Bee 17

What did he think of the taste?

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reymon8823 24

let's be honest tats not tree worst thing you've caught him doing

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reymon8823 24

That's* the* lol

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Aiden89 23

"I don't always drink milk but when I do I prefer Dos Boobies." - Your Husband.

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brightlink 8

Actually more natural than cows milk

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fookmyleaf 13

just let him git some titty milk too ?

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