Cats and Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat...

By confusedcatlover - 06/04/2013 11:42 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML

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By jsmills92 - 21/12/2012 00:26 - United States - Cranston

Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML

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By vishuzzbabe77 - 22/08/2011 06:04 - United States

Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML

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You deserved it 41 655

By whatdidimarry - 24/09/2015 23:31 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I caught my husband and the cat licking the butter together. FML

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Everybody wants to be a cat

By azouwa - 29/07/2017 05:00

Today, I caught my 10 year-old in the closet, naked, on his hands and knees, eating cat food straight from the bag. He'd torn a hole in the side of the bag, cat food was everywhere. We have plenty of food in the house, but he wants to be a cat. FML

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By meeeeeee - 26/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

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You deserved it 3 905

By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 10:51 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML

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You deserved it 2 751

By Wow - 01/08/2015 19:06 - United States - Sanford

Today, I walked outside to see my dog killing my cat. My spouse tried to cheer me up - "Hey, at least we don't have to buy cat food anymore!" FML

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You deserved it 3 330

By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 03:52 - United States

Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML

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You deserved it 2 920

By WaffleJesus - 07/10/2015 08:29 - United States

Today, my husband is sulking because I wouldn't let him do what he's always wanted to do: throw our cat out the second floor window to see if she would land safely and on all fours. FML

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You deserved it 2 565

By Anonymous - 27/04/2012 15:22 - United States - Pleasant Hill

Today, I woke up, got up, and felt something crunchy under my feet. My son thought it would be funny if he spread cat litter all around the house. Used cat litter. FML

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You deserved it 2 576

Ashamed_Sister 60

Saturday 6 April 2013 16:14

You got a new pet.

Welshite 39

Saturday 6 April 2013 16:17

Squirt him with water for bad behavior.

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wraithfodder 8

Friday 12 July 2013 11:15

Clearly, your husband, like everyone else, has issues. His are just cooler.

GAMERZxxHD 25

Monday 30 September 2013 5:36

Awkward

Shiny_nickels 14

Saturday 18 October 2014 3:28

FURRIES! Not that there's anything wrong with them, they're quite friendly actually I know a couple.

PrincessLily8402 11

Thursday 8 January 2015 19:13

WHAT. THE. ****?!

GeorgiaBea 28

Monday 31 August 2015 1:37

I feel like this is something you should know about someone you are married to...

FweakofCydonia 40

Wednesday 6 January 2016 2:32

You married a furry. Interesting.

FSGInsainity 15

Friday 5 February 2016 1:42

To prevent such events from Thappening again, I'll gladly take that cat costume of your hands

connorhperkins 9

Thursday 19 May 2016 4:02

[X] doubt

anonymous1604_fml 19

Friday 27 May 2016 5:28

Run

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