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By confusedcatlover - 06/04/2013 11:42 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML

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By jsmills92 - 21/12/2012 00:26 - United States - Cranston

Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML

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By vishuzzbabe77 - 22/08/2011 06:04 - United States

Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML

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By whatdidimarry - 24/09/2015 23:31 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I caught my husband and the cat licking the butter together. FML

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By azouwa - 29/07/2017 05:00

Today, I caught my 10 year-old in the closet, naked, on his hands and knees, eating cat food straight from the bag. He'd torn a hole in the side of the bag, cat food was everywhere. We have plenty of food in the house, but he wants to be a cat. FML

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By meeeeeee - 26/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 10:51 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML

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By Wow - 01/08/2015 19:06 - United States - Sanford

Today, I walked outside to see my dog killing my cat. My spouse tried to cheer me up - "Hey, at least we don't have to buy cat food anymore!" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 03:52 - United States

Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML

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By WaffleJesus - 07/10/2015 08:29 - United States

Today, my husband is sulking because I wouldn't let him do what he's always wanted to do: throw our cat out the second floor window to see if she would land safely and on all fours. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2012 15:22 - United States - Pleasant Hill

Today, I woke up, got up, and felt something crunchy under my feet. My son thought it would be funny if he spread cat litter all around the house. Used cat litter. FML

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Ashamed_Sister 60

Saturday 6 April 2013 16:14

You got a new pet.

Welshite 39

Saturday 6 April 2013 16:17

Squirt him with water for bad behavior.

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andyiscool99 4

Sunday 7 April 2013 6:30

err wut? xD

yrue82 7

Sunday 7 April 2013 8:18

Meow!

nvo 6

Sunday 7 April 2013 9:05

Make sure 'kitty' brushes his teeth before you go near him.

crazytwinsmom 25

Sunday 7 April 2013 9:39

Howling mad

roxxyfoxxy3 25

Sunday 7 April 2013 10:46

..."surprise?" Although, it would be muffled with cat food. "Suphrize?"

Muffin_boo 12

Sunday 7 April 2013 11:35

You may have a secret furry on your hands! Good for you!!!

xzanex 22

Sunday 7 April 2013 11:50

I guess someone is really into pussy...

scott82 5

Sunday 7 April 2013 12:24

Finish the story, you went upstairs put your cat suit on and humped him with your strap on !!! Take your show to Asia . Make some cash

ultra_notorious 26

Sunday 7 April 2013 15:39

You sure you weren't dreaming or is your cooking just that bad?

Shieldsz 7

Sunday 7 April 2013 16:41

Sounds like he needs to stop being such a pussy an man up!

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