Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo....

By Anonymous - 07/05/2016 01:40 - United States - Walnut

Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2014 17:55 - United States

Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML

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By BrokenVow - 30/07/2009 12:02 - Canada

Today, my mom came into my room to have a heart-to-heart talk. My dildo was sitting on the nightstand. I didn't notice until she told me to make sure the dog didn't get it. FML

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Classy

By bkay26 - 29/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML

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By quadropheniac - 09/06/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

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By blahblah493 - 26/05/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

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By tracy4191 - 18/09/2016 05:21 - United States - Ponchatoula

Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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Old prude

By Anonymous - 25/09/2023 22:00

Today, my dumbass self left my DIY dildo on the sink and my mom found it and threw it away. She called me a whore, who'll be "fucking around with a new partner each night." FML

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By lobotomy pls - 11/09/2015 18:40 - United States - Tappahannock

Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 29/03/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML

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Patriots21 14

Sunday 8 May 2016 0:05

Better than seeing her wash your dad's knob.

tim374 26

Sunday 8 May 2016 0:06

Happy Mother's Day!

Comments

ElusiveMee 6

Sunday 8 May 2016 4:45

Can't wash that visual away.

ellyhan 11

Sunday 8 May 2016 4:46

At least you didn't walk in on her using it.

Oh_bother44 11

Sunday 8 May 2016 4:59

I would presume (hopefully) that your mom would be washing that behind a closed bathroom door. In which case ydi for not knocking.

TacoCat15 10

Sunday 8 May 2016 5:20

That's why you knock dumb shit.

KankriManatee 10

Sunday 8 May 2016 5:39

Well... Better than her not cleaning them

ocapi_fml 11

Sunday 8 May 2016 6:26

Happy Mother's Day!

tzuri4 11

Sunday 8 May 2016 6:34

What does that pepper mean???

MandieL 27

Sunday 8 May 2016 13:17

NSFW - not safe for work.

kenyrabit 25

Wednesday 8 June 2016 23:44

Means that it's spicy.

Jaballin 13

Sunday 8 May 2016 6:40

You mean marital aid

myabeth 11

Sunday 8 May 2016 7:39

At least she washes it!!

Spongegirlcs 17

Sunday 8 May 2016 7:56

Well you should have knocked, son.

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Today, I took a crap. When I stood up to admire my handiwork and flush, I noticed blood-red everywhere in the toilet. I freaked out like a little girl, thinking I was bleeding out of my ass. Then I noticed the ketchup packets my roommate had slipped under the seat to prank me. FML

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Today, I sent an email to my professor requesting an extension for my assignment, using the tired old excuse that my "grandmother died." Instead, I sent it to my grandmother, who then called my dad on my family's landline in tears. FML

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