Old prude

By Anonymous - 25/09/2023 22:00

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Today, my dumbass self left my DIY dildo on the sink and my mom found it and threw it away. She called me a whore, who'll be "fucking around with a new partner each night." FML
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RichardPencil 30

Ha! Your mom is the dumb one. If your DIY ***** was any good, you wouldn't need to find any human dicks. Logic!

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ODBeefalo 10

if that IS what you choose to do... enjoy, and invest in good condoms. people are gross these days and you don't want what people are carrying.

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RichardPencil 30

Ha! Your mom is the dumb one. If your DIY ***** was any good, you wouldn't need to find any human dicks. Logic!

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ODBeefalo 10

if that IS what you choose to do... enjoy, and invest in good condoms. people are gross these days and you don't want what people are carrying.

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Wadlaen 23

I thought that kind of equipment meant you didn't need any partner, at all, so actually "will only **** herself every night"...

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