Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on my sister and a few of my roommates planning...

By aishahahaha_ - 19/06/2016 00:34 - Zambia - Lusaka

Today, I walked in on my sister and a few of my roommates planning a surprise party for a fellow roommate whose birthday is a week away. My birthday was yesterday. No one remembered. Not even my own sister. FML

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By reginaphalange - 27/05/2010 14:06 - Australia

Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2016 16:41 - United States - Augusta

Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML

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By Invisible - 15/06/2017 22:00

Today, I realized how little my husband, son and I mean to my in-laws. We were somehow left off the distribution list for my sister-in-law's birthday party. I even texted her to wish her well. It wouldn't be so bad if this wasn't the fifth consecutive family event we were left out of. FML

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Sunday 19 June 2016 16:46

So your sister remembered your roommate's birthday but not yours? What a shit sister.

kiki1705 20

Sunday 19 June 2016 16:34

Before I read the "planning a surprise party" part, I tought it would be something nasty you cought them doing.

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kiki1705 20

Sunday 19 June 2016 16:34

Before I read the "planning a surprise party" part, I tought it would be something nasty you cought them doing.

Vintage_Cola 29

Sunday 19 June 2016 21:08

Every FML that has the words "walked in" usually involves something dirty.

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 19 June 2016 21:21

Yeah same, I thought this was going a totally different direction after the first part.

heartlessn0b0dy 13

Sunday 19 June 2016 16:37

Sorry to hear that m8. Hope you have better years to come.

EwahWeeWah 21

Sunday 19 June 2016 16:46

So your sister remembered your roommate's birthday but not yours? What a shit sister.

justgotosleep 11

Sunday 19 June 2016 17:05

Happy birthday dude,plz be happy in your birthday.

FlamingColor 30

Sunday 19 June 2016 17:16

Maybe they were just to absorbed in the roommates brithday to realize but I'm sure they wouldn't do that to you on purpose, I'd hope.

stretch101 14

Sunday 19 June 2016 18:05

Happy birthday OK. I personally don't care about birthdays dreadful things.

dogestuffup 11

Sunday 19 June 2016 19:54

you got parties in Zambia? Daaaamn!

codyolimason 12

Sunday 19 June 2016 20:17

Happy belated birthday OP I'm sorry your birthday wasn't the one you deserved

BananEnigma 24

Sunday 19 June 2016 20:38

This is a repeat.... I've seen this EXACT post before. If it's not, then I'm sorry, and just ignore my comment. But, if it IS.... Then wtf? Why would they allow repeats/copies when most FMLs get turned away as it is?