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By john r.t. - 10/11/2012 00:30 - United States - Eagle Pass

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

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By JGarz - 10/10/2015 07:21 - United States - Tucson

Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

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By Kronic - 02/07/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2013 20:36 - Jordan - Amman

Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML

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By billjoebob424 - 19/03/2016 01:18 - Canada - Erin

Today, I walked in on my younger cousin trying to find Minecraft porn. FML

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By What the fuck, son? - 11/05/2013 16:21 - Netherlands - Amerongen

Today, I walked in on my son trying to carve a bong out of a watermelon. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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By tspence - 20/03/2013 22:08 - United States - Genoa

Today, I found myself arguing with a 6-year-old over a game of tag. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2014 17:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2023 15:00

Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML

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By ThinZ - 24/12/2011 00:26 - United States

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Saturday 10 November 2012 6:26

1- You, my friend, have obviously never been hit by a blue turtle shell inches from the finish line.

8rabido8 11

Saturday 10 November 2012 6:12

This is wrong on so many levels...

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tydude64 12

Wednesday 14 November 2012 22:44

Hot

Sharkitaxrscary 12

Saturday 17 November 2012 3:04

He has balls for a reason. That not being one of them. I'd tell him to use them properly... or lose them.

kthsdm 12

Saturday 17 November 2012 15:30

how the hell can you teabag a girl?

blinksmilewink 23

Saturday 24 November 2012 9:33

Seriously?

dblogic 19

Monday 19 November 2012 1:37

Ooooohhh she should've punched him right square in the nutsack!!

WWstar 9

Saturday 2 March 2013 2:32

sick

bazinga_boo 6

Wednesday 24 April 2013 22:20

Brotherly love right there lolol

Qualdog12 12

Saturday 14 September 2013 2:20

Why can't she bite down on them

ChicKenza 4

Friday 31 January 2014 10:45

This is very disturbing

Whitetommy 8

Tuesday 27 May 2014 10:20

my dad slapped me right in the face very hard when i was about 8, because of a video game. i had to lie about the bruise to teachers and other adults who ask me what happened, becasue my parents told me so. they thought it was too ashamed to tell others the truth.

olivelover599 5

Friday 18 July 2014 5:02

what's tea bagging?

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