By scrotumscratcher - 25/07/2013 05:20 - United States - Wausau

Today, I walked into an elderly man's room in the hospital I work to give him his food. After he struggled to sit up, I noticed his hand move down towards his crotch. He looked me straight in the eye and said, "I have to do this to my scrotum because it gets sweaty and sticks to my leg." FML
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iamabamf 17

After reading all of your comments, I'd just like to verify that I'm only 15. I've been working at the hospital for about two weeks now. I did help him sit up, with the help of another CNA. I certainly laughed it off, but I didn't actually think this was going to be posted! :)

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Debragga99 6

I guess you could say he had the... balls to say it!

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Let me get this straight, you watched him struggling to sit up (without apparently helping him out) and then you got offended because he is having natural body issues? I don't think the hospital is the right place for you to work OP...

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inspiringdeath 13

That's ok. When I was in kindergarten, my husband was with his now ex wife have their second child.

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miss_amphetamine 24

I'm a chick, but don't most dudes do this? I've seen all of my guy friends "adjusting" at one point or another.

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Solano2580 24

It's a guy thing, trust me, we hate it

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fabulousfiasco 12

Be a professional. This happens, and this elderly gentleman obviously feels like this is a safe place for him to be truthful about body issues.

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