By Kat - 22/06/2009 02:45 - United States

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Today, I went out to dinner with my brother. There was a very attractive man sitting a few tables away who kept glancing at me. When my brother excused himself to the bathroom, the man worked up the courage to come over and introduce himself to me. He asked me if my brother was single. FML
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CassT 0

Ouch! I modded this one ;) You know what they say - all the good men are either taken or gay :D

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cpatrick820 3

You're right. The gay guy should have wanted to date you. #7, why would he avoid starbucks because of that? I've been hit on by a lot of gay dudes, and I usually take it as a compliment. Only time I didn't is when the guy actually grabbed my ass. Then shit got personal

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CassT 0

Ouch! I modded this one ;) You know what they say - all the good men are either taken or gay :D

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chick16 0

@81... well, really, when the person posted that the good guys are taken or gay, it was sort of a compliment to gay guys. the idea that all good guys are taken or gay, means that a lot of good guys are gay. and it bashes straight single guys by saying that they're not good enough. least, thats how i can see it.

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Udyjay 1

Well, maybe if most straight single guys weren't douchebags, that saying wouldn't have been made.

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myaaaaaa 0

That is so true. Taken or gay. Gay guys are so cute & funny! Taken guys are the package! It's not fair!!! P:

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pissindafire 0

oh my god so true!

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abbylovesdahlia 0

1st!! Well hun, think aboout it , if his gay, he cant help it can he now

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jncwmnd 0

#2 fail OP..how is it an FML that you thought a gay guy was hot?? not like you walked up to him or even asked him out or anything, then i suppose it would be a little worst..but omg get over it

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sashalynn 0

People, he didn't fail. Look at the times of this one and the first one; same day/year/month and the exact time. Lol. :-)

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allmidnighteyes 10

#2 shut the **** up Not an FML. A gay dude likes your brother more than you. We need a "So The **** What?" button

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AnaBanana0426 0

I'm with you on that one!

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realggirl 0

Yep, I mean the real FML would be if it were her sister... with this it doesn't mean she's unattractive or anything.

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Finnboghi 0

I'm there, these FMLs are more and more about people getting their feelings hurt than their lives ******. Check some of my favourites; those are real FMLs.

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ThUrSdAy13th 0

a so what the **** button would be great, but since there isn't one YDI for caring enough to post this

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artnotwar 4

#3!!!! Brand New FTW!! :D

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Lisimal 7

Why! Why God does it have to be the attractive one?!?

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regalarius 0

Because all the best men are gay, that's the only reason that guys like me get girlfriends! :-D

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dawny1090 0

awww I'm sorry but that's hilarious XD But I feel your pain.. All the good looking guys are gay! Or their head is too far up their ass :P

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Andy_King 0

@ #1 that isn't true. everyone tells me i'm a great guy and i'm kicking it single. @ op it isn't a big deal

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redbluegreen 40

Hahahaha. This happened to my best friend and his twin sister. Only it was at Starbucks and the guy worked the register. It ended when the guy asked for his number and wanted to take him out for dinner and a movie. He's never been to a Starbucks again.

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Deeno15 0

haha. oh god. classic. sorry. :)

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