Love: Today, I walked into my brother's house to see him unshaven and... - FML

By FootInMouth - 01/10/2009 13:19 - Australia

Today, I walked into my brother's house to see him unshaven and still in pyjamas eating ice-cream straight from the tub. I said jokingly, "You're lucky you have your wife, no one else could love you." His wife had just told him she was leaving him for her orthodontist. FML

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So_Yeah 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:30

OP, mhm, actually. Me and my brothers joke around like that all the time, we're close enough to mess with each other and not let it bother us. And his wife (uhm, soon to be ex), I always thought, was one of the sweetest people in the world, so I never expected this. Yus, my foot is firmly in my mouth, and Imma leave it there a while so I don't say anything else stupid any time soon -.-

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Incubuss 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 19:47

FYL? **** HIS life!

X_totallysucks_X 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 19:37

How is this an FYL? Poor guy ... FHL ...

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razmaster96 0

Monday 9 April 2012 3:07

I feel so bad for your brother. :(

rachilio 26

Sunday 21 October 2012 19:35

And this is your FML how?

jessherself13 21

Tuesday 2 April 2013 22:48

Ouch, **** his life AND your life. I hope you were able to smooth it over with him, and I hope by now he's doing okay.

jrok98 8

Wednesday 5 June 2013 5:10

People like these aren't bad people, they just are sorrowful. OP, it's more like a FHL. I wish luck to your brother!

CryosFear 14

Thursday 11 September 2014 20:00

Pajamas

macetheace 7

Saturday 25 July 2015 23:59

Oh shit

ZombieSlaya115 17

Tuesday 2 August 2016 2:07

I hope you die

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