By FootInMouth - 01/10/2009 13:19 - Australia

Today, I walked into my brother's house to see him unshaven and still in pyjamas eating ice-cream straight from the tub. I said jokingly, "You're lucky you have your wife, no one else could love you." His wife had just told him she was leaving him for her orthodontist. FML
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So_Yeah 0

OP, mhm, actually. Me and my brothers joke around like that all the time, we're close enough to mess with each other and not let it bother us. And his wife (uhm, soon to be ex), I always thought, was one of the sweetest people in the world, so I never expected this. Yus, my foot is firmly in my mouth, and Imma leave it there a while so I don't say anything else stupid any time soon -.-

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X_totallysucks_X 0

How is this an FYL? Poor guy ... FHL ...

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Ninjaface 0

Sounds like that orthodontist has been working in her mouth in more ways than one.

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shaerbear00 0

How old is your brother? Is he hot? Just asking :)

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giganticbrain 0

Llllaaaammmeee. By the way, you spelled "share" incorrectly. Asshole.

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Mr_schadenfreude 0

"Why are you leaving me?" "Hey, free dental!"

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gowzer90 0

....and the award for worlds best sister goes to.....OP congrats OP u have won! To claim your prize of free worlds greatest sister T-shirt just call 0800-im_a-bad-sister-123 please note calls are charge £5/min and calls will generally last 2-3 mins

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adamshute123 0

Dude, whyt he **** are YOU writing an FML? The FML should be his >_> :P

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friduh 0

awwww how sad lmao #64 kudos!

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megadrive 0

The fact you wrote this FML shows how good of a brother you are.

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harrywestt 0

u Sir are an asshole. obviously if your bro looks like crap something's up.

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