By not saying it was whores, but... - 16/10/2014 20:32 - United States

Today, I accidentally belched at the dinner table. At age 22, I got sent to my room with no dessert by my parents. FML
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devildog562 33

Wow I misread this completely . *down votes self*

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DomiLove 26

In my house my mom and I have burping contests, I understand it being rude in front of guests or in a restaurant but in your own home, it shouldn't be a big deal.. In my opinion x)

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devildog562 33

At least they didn't rub your face in it.

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devildog562 33

Wow I misread this completely . *down votes self*

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CrAzYELF4 26

Well I read it as He bleached the dinner table at first until I reread it, so he might have done the same.

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devildog562 33

I would answer that if it wasn't embarrassing and make me look more special then I am... I was dropped as a child don't judge ! Damnit ... Bingo 49

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omi194 8

I'm actually thinking that he read it as barfed instead of belched. His comment would then at least make sense.

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avengers1214 18

It happens. Parents got nothing to get worked up about.

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Silver7827 14

I agree with the previous comment, he's 22 years old and if he's still living with his parents - not necessarily something to be ashamed of these days - the parents more likely than not have guidelines for him to follow, as it is their home their rules after all

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BlueMedusa 21

He could be living with them while he goes to college.

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cocainewhore 30

It was an accident. Sometimes it can't be helped.

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Jclan_91419 17

24, I'm pretty sure I can hold in a burp

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BasedComment 15

Very uncivilized!

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sunnyray812 42

Never letting out gas can cause serious health problems. Polite or not, everyone needs to burp and fart.

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Flowtastic 16

No one said to never let it out? But you can excuse yourself to the washroom or another room. While it was an accident and I can understand they sometimes happen, just because it's "natural" doesn't mean you should let it all out. It's natural to reproduce as well. Shall we do that on the kitchen table while our parents are eating?

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killerdana 19

Did you really just compare burping at the table to ******* in front of your parents on the table?

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Flowtastic 16

I certainly did. There's a time and place for everything.

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sunnyray812 42

Burping can happen accidentally, and sex happens by choice. Burping and sex have absolutely nothing in common, so I don't know how you could compare them.

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Flowtastic 16

Since you're going to read my post selectively and only choose what you want to hear you shall never know. I had already said I know it can happen accidentally, and no one said to never burp. However in some cases you CAN hold it in! (Imagine that) and excuse yourself to the next room. However I am sure you won't read that part again.

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killerdana 19

Well, your comparison kinda threw us off, that's why we're focusing on that part of your comment

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Count_Coolness 26

Ha, well if you live with them they do get to make the rules

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MrsDruidess 23

I 2nd that!! If you want to be treated like adult, live like one.

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lord_meloetta 20

Your picture is perfect for your comment because it's like your TRYING to troll us

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GentlemanBastard 15

Hey now. Majora's Mask was a really cool game. Yes, the plot was awful, but it was fun.

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DomiLove 26

In my house my mom and I have burping contests, I understand it being rude in front of guests or in a restaurant but in your own home, it shouldn't be a big deal.. In my opinion x)

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dman1997 5

That shit is nasty, try to hold it in next time.

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sunnyray812 42

Oh, as if you're so perfect to not burp at all.

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DArthurVaderian 18

You don't have to burp out loud. You can burp without opening your mouth and breathe it out.

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