Miscellaneous: Today, I walked into my new maths class. I stepped inside only...

By slamo - 06/08/2009 10:10 - Australia

Today, I walked into my new maths class. I stepped inside only to be yelled at by the teacher for nearly 15 minutes. I was then told never to enter her class again and was sent to the principal. My identical twin brother was in her class the period before me. He also has a thing for older women. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2010 21:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML

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By whatismydadthinking - 06/08/2009 08:45 - Australia

Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML

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Wrong target

By footinmouth - 21/01/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

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By arrow - 30/07/2018 19:00

Today, my math teacher decided to give everyone in the class candy. He skipped me, and when another student pointed it out, his response was, "I don’t like her." FML

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By sassman - 01/12/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was in class. I am an older student going back for my PhD. I was kicked out of class for "sassing" my instructor for telling him he was wrong about what took place at an event I was actually present at. My instructor is a 22 year old TA. FML

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Passing

By reader - 04/12/2020 14:03

Today, I went to go to an aerobics class. Shen the instructor walked in, she went up to me and told me it was a women only class. I am a woman. FML

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By twinzies - 20/02/2016 02:46 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, there's a new freshman at my school that looks exactly like me. Whenever we see her, my friends shout "Twinzies!" I don't have anything against her, but I'm bummed because I'm a male senior. FML

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By wow kid just leave me alone - 15/09/2012 00:03 - United States

Today, after math class, the resident creepy kid approached me and asked me out. I've only spoken to him twice before, so I was creeped out, and I politely declined. He totally lost it, and shouted that I'm a "friend-zoning bitch" before storming out of the room. FML

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By flurina - 18/12/2009 20:44 - Canada

Today, a woman pushed me at the bar and told me how much she's always hated me. She was my grade five teacher. FML

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Not fair!

By lorena_v - 10/11/2017 01:30

Today, one of my teachers yelled at me for being two minutes late to class. He was so concerned with my punishment that he didn't notice the four other people that walked in after me. FML

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Thursday 6 August 2009 16:26

On a day when your brother is absent, you should go in his classes and pretend to be him while coming onto his male teachers. ;P

RichYungReverse 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 16:28

Lol i agree with #2 but the teacher should know it wasnt him i mean do you both wear the same matching outfits when yall go out?

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Leaveittosteven 0

Friday 7 August 2009 2:35

The fact that this story got through just shows how ****** this site is

itsgen 16

Friday 7 August 2009 2:54

FAKE!

spillproof 0

Friday 7 August 2009 5:58

FAKE! 15 minutes is a long time. Get your moderating skills together FML people.

haleycstar 0

Friday 7 August 2009 8:21

WTF is wrong with that teacher?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? doesn't the teacher read the name charts???

urMOMZin2TROLLZ 0

Friday 7 August 2009 17:30

@113 and all of you talking bout what English originated from, the truth is it's from an Indian language called Sanskrit, and another language called Latin, or atleast those are the main two languages. Sanskrit and Latin is also what almost all languages are based. Either both or one of them.