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By Lilragu97 - 26/07/2012 05:14 - United States - Exeter

Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML

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By Karl - 21/02/2011 11:43

Today, I woke up and heard a noise coming from the kitchen. I went down stairs and saw a huge guy in there. I got a vase and hit him over the head, not realizing it was my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Doncaster

Today, my mum and I were moving the last of  my stuff into my new flat when I heard some creaking. The sound was  coming from the bathroom, so I went to check it out. As I stepped  through the door, the floor collapsed and the bathtub and I fell  right through. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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By Lily - 09/06/2012 23:43 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I fell going down the stairs and hit my head on the wall. My parents came frantically running to my side, but only to make sure I hadn't damaged the wall. FML

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By hedayk - 15/05/2015 20:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML

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By lordtimbit - 15/03/2015 15:01 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2020 13:01 - Australia - Liverpool

Today, I had to squat to retrieve something from the bottom of the cabinet in the bathroom. This caused me to fart and startle myself enough that I jumped and banged my forehead on the sink. FML

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chrisbravo 4

Thursday 26 July 2012 12:20

Don't you knock? He could've spill hot soup on his penis! Jesus!

Betz 10

Thursday 26 July 2012 12:20

Well that was a series of unfortunate events.

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Trisha_aus 15

Thursday 26 July 2012 16:28

69- it's Op's mom's bf and her mom you utter shitart! That's just gross.

Trisha_aus 15

Thursday 26 July 2012 16:34

When I read he will run off the toilet..I pictured a bloke, wearing sneakers, butt naked, with gloves and a soup bowl...American psycho-ish.

LizzCat77 9

Thursday 26 July 2012 16:36

That is rather unfortunate.

heygirlie777 21

Thursday 26 July 2012 17:05

A dent in the wall or your head?

ThatsANiceAss 4

Thursday 26 July 2012 17:33

I was gonna say the exact same thing. Guess I was a little too late. >_

devonisthebest 7

Thursday 26 July 2012 17:54

Tmi

JoeRogansBEARD 15

Thursday 26 July 2012 18:26

Not enuff info if you ask me, what happened to the soup?

ashhxoxo 14

Thursday 26 July 2012 18:15

Don't act like you don't enjoy a good bowl of chowder on the crapper.

marieculbertson 1

Thursday 26 July 2012 18:37

Just go on birth control so you can control when it happens

3mikey1 9

Thursday 26 July 2012 18:54

I'm sorry, but WHAT THE ****?!? How does that relate to what OP said?

Calyx_fml 21

Thursday 26 July 2012 19:47

You left a dent in your head?

coughyochick 7

Thursday 26 July 2012 20:00

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