Miscellaneous: Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new... - FML

By Lilragu97 - 26/07/2012 05:14 - United States - Exeter

Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML

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By Karl - 21/02/2011 11:43

Today, I woke up and heard a noise coming from the kitchen. I went down stairs and saw a huge guy in there. I got a vase and hit him over the head, not realizing it was my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Doncaster

Today, my mum and I were moving the last of  my stuff into my new flat when I heard some creaking. The sound was  coming from the bathroom, so I went to check it out. As I stepped  through the door, the floor collapsed and the bathtub and I fell  right through. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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By Lily - 09/06/2012 23:43 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I fell going down the stairs and hit my head on the wall. My parents came frantically running to my side, but only to make sure I hadn't damaged the wall. FML

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By hedayk - 15/05/2015 20:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML

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By lordtimbit - 15/03/2015 15:01 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2020 13:01 - Australia - Liverpool

Today, I had to squat to retrieve something from the bottom of the cabinet in the bathroom. This caused me to fart and startle myself enough that I jumped and banged my forehead on the sink. FML

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chrisbravo 4

Thursday 26 July 2012 12:20

Don't you knock? He could've spill hot soup on his penis! Jesus!

Betz 10

Thursday 26 July 2012 12:20

Well that was a series of unfortunate events.

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godamnitmotagain 16

Friday 27 July 2012 5:16

leaving a dent in the wall or your head

hateevryone 14

Friday 27 July 2012 5:36

That traumatizing huh?

SquishFish 15

Friday 27 July 2012 7:09

At first I thought it said "eating soap"

steph97v05 11

Friday 27 July 2012 7:10

I hope you are okay.

JaybirdCPA 2

Friday 27 July 2012 7:11

At least he's efficient

thrashtildeath 9

Friday 27 July 2012 7:39

your day must have been pretty damn boring

cmac86 23

Friday 27 July 2012 8:06

Too bad it didn't erase the memory.

foreversummer67 3

Friday 27 July 2012 8:34

I love your profile pic! It's funny, haha.

Dahgman 4

Friday 27 July 2012 11:12

that sounds like the sort of trauma people in england would have. that sort of stuff is always shown in movies about working class people living in little english towns. it's cute...it's not an fml situation.

DoubtedSeeker 0

Friday 27 July 2012 11:59

dent in the wall...or in your head?

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