By quadropheniac - 09/06/2009 16:18 - United States

Spicy
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
I agree, your life sucks 128 524
You deserved it 8 110

Same thing different taste

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dgafprincess90 0

lmao! #10 shouldnt it be the other way around lol

I feel for you, go jack off onto her bed... thats about even

wow what if she did it before (you tasted her) sucks to be you

fml has a fan page that deletes comments from users and does not allow the spilling of beans

I miss jandersoniii. I got here too late to see what they wrote. Sad for me. I can guess though--THAT VIBRATOR IS A RAPIST!!!!!! YOU SHOULD BE LUCKY TO HAVE YOUR TOOTHBRUSH TOUCH YOUR SISTER'S DELICATE PARTS!!!! DON'T TOUCH HER, THOUGH, BECAUSE THAT'S RAPE!!!!! i HAVE A pHd IN QUEER STUDIES AND VELCRO UNDERPANTS FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF yaalschoolofawesome.net!!!!!!! IT'S AN INTERNET SCHOOL!!! RAPE!! 60,000 MILLION TRILLION WIMMENS ARE RAPED EVERY .04 OF A SECOND!!! See? I totally miss them. OP: This is gross. I don't have any stories like this, so I don't really know what to tell you. Umm, put a tiny bit of pee in all her drinks. A little extra in any pee-colored beverage, like apple juice or lemonade (which isn't pee-colored, but it will disguise the pee anyway), or beer. Yeah, it's immature, but I don't think maturity will bring about a satisfactory outcome here. Good night and big balls.

#262: Religious? Where the hell did you pull that from?

Why a tootbrush? Couldn't she just wash it with a bit of water or did she get chunky flakes on it? Totally ew.

OK Tell her to get a boyfriend instead of a sex toy. Dear god i tried one of those and my bf gave me more use then that peice of shit.