Intimacy: Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning... - FML

By quadropheniac - 09/06/2009 16:18 - United States

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Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00

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Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2019 18:00 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2017 22:00 - United States - Littleton

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Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2016 14:34 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML

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By clean - 16/09/2013 07:51 - Australia - Ashfield

Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2016 01:40 - United States - Walnut

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Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2022 00:01

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Today, I found out my younger sister is too cheap to buy her own sex toys, so she has been borrowing mine. I clean mine thoroughly after use but apparently she just puts them back in the box after she’s done, while they’re still wet. Not gonna lie, I threw up a little after she'd admitted it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2020 20:00

Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML

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By suppressinggags - 18/03/2016 19:45 - United States - Kennett

Today, I found out that my stepsister loves sticking random household objects in her ear in an attempt to collect ear wax. I found out when I walked in on her trying to pick all the wax out of the bristles of my toothbrush. FML

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ohhfudge 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:23

thats ******* disgusting. fyl

badaboom_fml 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:24

ew. lets hope that was the first time.

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dinjin201 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:17

UGH!!! i think we can agree that your mouth would have been cleaner if you hadn't been brushing your teeth... *gag*

dwights 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 22:04

um 272 i assume you were talking to me number 261. The reason behind that she said "the evils of sex" like its a bad thing. and mainly religious groups say sex is evil and all that BS unless your married. The stupid rules all contradict themselves. religion talk. /b/ style. go.

wordgirl 0

Friday 12 June 2009 3:57

What the hell is wrong with people? Who does that???

Windmill_fml 0

Friday 12 June 2009 13:30

Ew, you poor thing

playboygal 0

Friday 12 June 2009 14:11

aww, poor thing. thats really sick.

msmil401 0

Friday 12 June 2009 21:33

What a nasty b!tch!! How could anyone in their right mind think that that is ok.

VroomVroomVroom 0

Friday 12 June 2009 22:59

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milkradio 0

Friday 12 June 2009 23:34

I thank my lucky stars every day that my sister isn't a disgusting, hateful bitch. Sorry you got stuck with a horrible sibling. I vote you throw her vibrator in the trash and use her toothbrush to clean the toilet bowl.

PeterK_fml 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 4:23

Pretty funny to be honest with you

monkey314159 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 22:13

#283 Step 2 is ???? Step 3 is profit Get it right moron.

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