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By vanorav - 18/03/2012 02:41 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML

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By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face", while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML

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By AmberHavoc - 02/01/2013 15:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML

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By babyeaternomnom - 30/06/2012 16:22 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

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By oneloveliz - 17/09/2017 23:15

Today, I was watching my dog via security camera live feed, when my roommate came in completely naked to make breakfast for himself. FML

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There goes the neighborhood…

By Anonymous - 21/10/2021 11:00

Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML

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By LovelySB - 21/04/2019 04:00

Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML

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By MakesMeLol - 18/01/2012 22:30 - Ireland

Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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By Sprinkles - 04/02/2015 07:44 - Australia

Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML

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pdp_fml 21

Sunday 18 March 2012 9:18

You should just go back to bed.

supimnyancat 9

Sunday 18 March 2012 9:21

Did you join him?

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missygirl213 5

Sunday 18 March 2012 20:13

Must've been Jason Russel.

sparklerainbow 5

Sunday 18 March 2012 21:51

Don't complain! You got free **** with breakfast! That's a pretty good morning!

tara805 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 22:21

That's not awkward at all..

itcybatholz 0

Monday 19 March 2012 0:10

Haha I have definitely been on the other end of this fml

dav3800 7

Monday 19 March 2012 2:23

41 - And hide your husbands cause we coming for them to.

jackeechan 10

Monday 19 March 2012 3:42

I'm sexy and i know it!!! :D

XxTooCoolxX 0

Monday 19 March 2012 3:59

Wigga Wigga Wigga Wigga YA!

shirleyl91_fml 6

Monday 19 March 2012 5:59

enjoying the view?

Airborn0280 18

Monday 19 March 2012 11:24

You should of recorded that and sent him a copy.

PLenns22 0

Monday 19 March 2012 12:16

don't try to wash the sight away,they don"t make water hot enough :(

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