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By vanorav - 18/03/2012 02:41 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML

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By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face", while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML

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By AmberHavoc - 02/01/2013 15:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML

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By babyeaternomnom - 30/06/2012 16:22 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

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By oneloveliz - 17/09/2017 23:15

Today, I was watching my dog via security camera live feed, when my roommate came in completely naked to make breakfast for himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2021 11:00

Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML

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By LovelySB - 21/04/2019 04:00

Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML

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By MakesMeLol - 18/01/2012 22:30 - Ireland

Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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By Sprinkles - 04/02/2015 07:44 - Australia

Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML

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pdp_fml 21

Sunday 18 March 2012 9:18

You should just go back to bed.

supimnyancat 9

Sunday 18 March 2012 9:21

Did you join him?

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MigraineurOfLife 15

Monday 19 March 2012 14:04

Can totally see the dude dancing & singing "I'm too Sexy for my, too sexy for my, to sexy for my own yard... " Boing... Boing... Boing... Toooooo S-E-X-Y!!!

GPemTGM 9

Monday 19 March 2012 14:29

Was it worth it?

asianchink 0

Monday 19 March 2012 19:52

Did you invite him to your kitchen? :)

r0ckoman 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 2:09

don't do drugs kids

cbass2410 4

Tuesday 20 March 2012 13:12

Was he fist pumping like a champ?

DanielleinDC 33

Tuesday 20 March 2012 17:56

Yeah, that was my first thought. Then the neighbor can write an FML kvetching about how his mean neighbor videotaped him drunkenly dancing in the yard and put it up on YouTube. He would get so many YDIs.

forever_born 6

Friday 23 March 2012 21:26

Hope he was cute. If it was a guy if not and your a girl man do I feel for you.

GimmeFive 10

Wednesday 4 April 2012 23:20

I want a neighbor like that

mk58 31

Sunday 22 April 2012 18:40

Breakfast AND entertainment! You're living it well, OP.

Go_Away_141998 4

Tuesday 1 May 2012 1:00

Spray him with the garden hose. Then, throw cereal at him.

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