Miscellaneous: Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking...

By Christen - 19/02/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML

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By tori210 - 15/08/2017 16:00

Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML

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By Fartagirl - 15/10/2021 05:00

Today, I was using the restroom at school. What I thought was going to be just peeing turned into a humongous fart that echoed in the toilet bowl. Already embarrassed, I opened the door to leave. Two girls, who obviously heard, were giggling and saying, “It’s always the fat bitches.” FML

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By Tp - 30/06/2010 00:39 - United States

Today, I walked four blocks with toilet paper hanging out of my pants. FML

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Check her out

By minnie - 28/08/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By meep - 16/03/2017 00:00

Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML

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By RBHSWedgieGirl - 23/01/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML

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By ohshootgirl - 04/10/2010 02:06 - United States

Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML

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An attempt was made

By bubblewrap - 20/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML

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By beetregeneration - 16/11/2016 23:47 - United States - Stockton

Today, I was walking to a bathroom on campus before class when my professor walked in behind me. There were two urinals in the bathroom, we walked right up next to each other and unzipped our pants in unison. It became so awkward for me, I actually said out loud, "Nope, too awkward" and left. FML

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track_cheetah 0

Friday 20 February 2009 0:48

wow i would have checked myself after they said "nice tail"

mleugim 0

Friday 20 February 2009 1:32

what do you expected when they said "nice tail" ?

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HopelesxRomantic 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 5:57

Hey, im sorry, i dont wantt to be one of the people who replies at the top JUST to be seen.. but i HOPE the OP reads this because nobody else mentioned it.. (truely sorry) Dearest OP: Please stop stealing stuff out of magazines. when i read this.. it sounded oddly firmiliar and then i remembered where i had read it from. PLEASE STOP. FML is going ddown the drain already because people are posting fake/not funny/ repeated/NOT THERE's FML's. Please stop. Thank you. (sorry about that, blue_dude. i wouldnt have done but nobody said anything to her and i felt the need to inform her. thanks :D ) X hopelesxRomantic X

lidomissmango 0

Wednesday 5 May 2010 2:23

this is so fake that doesnt realy happen

Firestar_fml 0

Friday 25 June 2010 9:35

The great toilet paper tail

dragster_fml 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 11:30

how the hell do you get tp in the back of your pants? i just don't see how that could happen

SeaMen 3

Monday 16 May 2011 2:08

does that even happen I understand tp under shoes but pants really? that's so cartoon mentality

nahgemsoohc 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 19:57

don't say they didn't warn you

lesliej01 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 2:20

Don't be hateful.

missbadluk 0

Monday 19 September 2011 4:16

Um do you have ANY self respect??? What girl is ok with guys looking at them and saying something about their "tail" and the dumb ass just smiles and struts as if that's a compliment?? (since she obviously thought they were talking about her butt). So sad when girls don't respect themselves yet want guys to respect them in relationships. Wow.

_awwhellnaw_ 45

Tuesday 24 March 2015 11:33

She's allowed to see that as a compliment. You never know, she might've been feeling really bad about herself and some guys are checking her out. Don't be a dick. Let her feel good about herself for a few moments.