By beetregeneration - 16/11/2016 23:47 - United States - Stockton

Today, I was walking to a bathroom on campus before class when my professor walked in behind me. There were two urinals in the bathroom, we walked right up next to each other and unzipped our pants in unison. It became so awkward for me, I actually said out loud, "Nope, too awkward" and left. FML
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Welshite 39

Next time pull out your measuring stick and offer to compare. I do it all the time to dissipate any awkward situation I find myself in.

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socialproduct 19

I feel like OP may have made it more awkward than it needed to be.

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123_omg 19

Now your class with him will be even more awkward.

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zippo6 4

guess you won't be getting that 'A' after all, huh?

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Welshite 39

Next time pull out your measuring stick and offer to compare. I do it all the time to dissipate any awkward situation I find myself in.

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RichardPencil 30

Yes, but that overlooks the grower vs show-er factor. And girth.

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RichardPencil 30

You don't need to sneak a peek. Just stare at the wall and drain the weasel.

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Cyrus00 41

It's only awkward if you make it awkward.

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socialproduct 19

I feel like OP may have made it more awkward than it needed to be.

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Reasonable_one 12

Another victory logged by your professor. May his dominance always reign supreme.

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Joshawott 21

Should have stayed and offered to shake it for him, to ease the tension.

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goreajek 13

Did you at least zip back up before leaving?

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